Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2008 6:25:39 am PDT #5844 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And I think the debates will be the clincher.

Yeah, that's what I'm pining my hopes on.

If only Obama can provoke something like this (in an interview with Time ):

There's a theme that recurs in your books and your speeches, both about putting country first but also about honor. I wonder if you could define honor for us?

Read it in my books.

I've read your books.

No, I'm not going to define it.

But honor in politics?

I defined it in five books. Read my books.

(I've heard McCain tends to get angry easily...)


Kathy A - Aug 28, 2008 6:29:33 am PDT #5845 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

If Obama is elected and the Cubs win the World Series, I swear my head will explode, as I won't be able to handle that much happiness....

My head will be all explode-y as well. If that happened, and if Chicago gets the 2016 Olympics when they announce next year, it'll truly be a Chicago Year.

(I'm not going to jinx the Cubs, but I just wanted to mention that their sweeping the Pirates meant that they have won nine series in a row for the first time since 1907. Also, they're 33 games over .500 for the first time since 1945, the last time they won the NL pennant. Go Cubs!)


Steph L. - Aug 28, 2008 6:33:22 am PDT #5846 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's odd. I have no doubt at all that Obama will be the next PotUS.

I will literally weep.

Me, too.


Theodosia - Aug 28, 2008 6:41:49 am PDT #5847 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Given that I felt like crying when Kerry lost -- and I don't even like him that much -- I will certainly get emotional if Obama wins.

4 years ago, I remember a friend commenting that one of her conservative friends got nervous when she saw the liberals acting like somebody died when Kerry lost -- "It's making me feel like if this many people think it's a disaster, maybe I missed something?" I really wish I remembered whose friend said it so I could look her up and shake her by the lapels and say, "Do you GET IT now?"


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2008 6:43:30 am PDT #5848 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"It's making me feel like if this many people think it's a disaster, maybe I missed something?"

Heh. Maybe....


Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2008 6:52:02 am PDT #5849 of 10003
brillig

It's quiet here today. Too quiet.

We've got potential for a major hurricane in the Gulf, so I was expecting the various contractors and insurance companies to be gearing up for big action. Perhaps they're too busy thinking about Labor Day.

Or maybe they're all prepared and ready for anything?

No, I don't believe it either.


Theodosia - Aug 28, 2008 7:11:59 am PDT #5850 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It's been pointed out that not only is the Republican convention going to start on the anniversary of Katrina, it seems that Mother Nature is conspiring to make a big honking Reminder just before they get started.

I'm sure sorry for anyone in the path of the hurricane, and have my fingers crossed for their safety, but I'm still wryly amused by the timing.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2008 7:12:33 am PDT #5851 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is Giuliani gonna speak at the Republican convention? 'Cuz then it will be like, "Noun verb 9/11! Noun verb POW!"


Trudy Booth - Aug 28, 2008 7:17:09 am PDT #5852 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Is Obama speaking tonight?


Tom Scola - Aug 28, 2008 7:20:10 am PDT #5853 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Obama is speaking tonight, and Giuliani is the keynote speaker for the Repubs.