happy birthday lisah!
Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hippocampus - Aug 26, 2008 4:15:25 pm PDT #5590 of 10003
not your mom's socks.
Jesse - Aug 26, 2008 4:19:05 pm PDT #5591 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
one of the front desk women dated S. DATED Shemar Moore!
Daaaag.
bon bon - Aug 26, 2008 4:22:43 pm PDT #5592 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh, and lawyers? Seen the promo for Raising The Bar?
It has been awhile. All I remembered from the promo was ::shudder::
quester - Aug 26, 2008 5:42:16 pm PDT #5593 of 10003
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Anybody watching the Convention?
sarameg - Aug 26, 2008 6:11:50 pm PDT #5594 of 10003
Yeah. Well, just the Hillary speech. Probably the best she's given so far, frankly, and I voted for her.
Allyson - Aug 26, 2008 6:11:54 pm PDT #5595 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Did someone post this already? I almost peed. Billboard on the freeway in MN on the way to the republican national convention...
![[link]](http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/08/dailyshowbillboard.jpg){kind=link}
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2008 6:12:28 pm PDT #5596 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
My god, Hillary would have been an outstanding POTUS.
(Also? Chelsea has an amazing hairstylist.)
(Also also? I performed my ritual of yelling "I MISS YOU BILL!!!" when the cameras showed Bill Clinton first arrived at the convention.)
sarameg - Aug 26, 2008 6:30:02 pm PDT #5597 of 10003
My god, Hillary would have been an outstanding POTUS.
Yeah, I wish.
But hey, I should know- I don't think I've ever voted for a candidate who wins sans incumbency. I'm used to it , sorta. BUT I GOT TO VOTE AGAINST HELMS.
Ahem. My badge of voteritis.
Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2008 6:38:13 pm PDT #5598 of 10003
brillig
So, Cabinet position for Hillary?
tommyrot - Aug 26, 2008 6:40:38 pm PDT #5599 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Late-night phone-call answerer?