Which Olympic skill would best be able to defend against an attack of Kang and Kodos armed with boards with nails stuck in them?
Rhythmic gymnastics.
Inara: We thought we lost you. Mal: Well, I've been right here.
'Out Of Gas'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Aug 26, 2008 12:21:05 pm PDT #5532 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
sumi - Aug 26, 2008 12:25:53 pm PDT #5533 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!
New event for survival Olymics: Sheep to Shawl contest.
And afterwards, they can butcher the sheep and roast it while wearing their shawls.
megan walker - Aug 26, 2008 12:30:53 pm PDT #5534 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Weightlifting - no
Wouldn't lifting heavy things be a useful survival skill?
Ginger - Aug 26, 2008 12:30:58 pm PDT #5535 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Survival Olympics
Archery
Baseball - Only if you are a pitcher with a mean fastball
Badminton - Could possibly be used to whack small birds out of the air for food?
Basketball - Only if attacked by an alien with a throat exactly the size of a basketball or by a terrorist who makes basketballs that explode when you stop dribbling them.
Beach Volleyball - Possibly a vicious serve to the head of the enemy?
Boxing - Good as long as you understand that you there are no rules
Canoe/Kayak
Cycling-Mtn Bike
Cycling-BMX
Diving - Only if you're forced to jump off a high cliff to escape
Equestrian - Good if you have a horse and silly clothes
Football (aka Soccer)- No
Fencing - Only if you had a real sword and had to survive in an Errol Flynn movie
Artistic Gymnastics, Rhythmic Gymnastics - May distract the enemy when they start laughing hysterically
Trampoline - Useful only if you can strategically place trampolines throughout the countryside
Modern Pentathlon
Rowing
Sailing
Shooting
Swimming - Maybe
Synchro Swimming - Ha, ha, ha
Taekwondo - Possibly if you can forget the rules
Triathlon - Yes, although you probably won't have enough body fat to last long
Volleyball - Possibly a vicious serve to the head of the enemy?
Weightlifting - Useful to lift beams off trapped people
megan walker - Aug 26, 2008 12:47:01 pm PDT #5536 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
So the Survival Olympics would look something like this:
Archery
Athletics (aka Track & Field)
Boxing
Canoe/Kayak
Cycling-Mtn Bike
Cycling-Road
Equestrian Eventing
Fencing
Field Hockey
Judo
Modern Pentathlon
Rowing
Sailing
Shooting
Swimming
Taekwondo
Triathlon
Weightlifting
Wrestling
Survey Says?
Badminton
Cycling-BMX
Diving
Weightlifting
Eliminated Categories:
Baseball
Basketball
Beach Volleyball
Cycling-Track
Equestrian Dressage
Equestrian Jumping
Football (aka Soccer)
Artistic Gymnastics
Rhythmic Gymnastics
Trampoline
Handball
Softball
Synchro Swimming
Tennis
Table Tennis
Volleyball
Water Polo
Glamcookie - Aug 26, 2008 12:47:54 pm PDT #5537 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
GLOOMCOOKIE!!!!
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Best. Site. Evah.
SQUEE! Bookmarked!
Lee - Aug 26, 2008 12:50:37 pm PDT #5538 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2008 12:52:12 pm PDT #5539 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
C Gosling--never got his appeal. I guess he can act, but really. F Phillipe, as long as he doesn't speak or anything. He is very pretty. M Ryan Reynolds. He's funny. I need a funny husband.
tommyrot - Aug 26, 2008 12:54:18 pm PDT #5540 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
SQUEE! Bookmarked!
Oops - I thought you knew about that site....
bon bon - Aug 26, 2008 12:54:54 pm PDT #5541 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Gosling is hot in that terrible Sandra Bullock movie. It's not so much his looks as his intensity. Also, did you hear he got back together with Rachel McAdams? That makes me strangely happy. So I vote M him, C that cock Phillipe.