Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 26, 2008 11:39:23 am PDT #5514 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do love the Olympic sports where you trace their origin to an actual useful skill.

For me, biathalon wins on this one. Skiing and shooting!

And the shot for putting. Can't see the point of the discus as well.

It just throws better, no? Like, if you're going to see how far you can throw things, you might as well pick the furthest-throwing? That would work in battle as well, I'd imagine. A rock-throwing kind of battle?


megan walker - Aug 26, 2008 11:42:18 am PDT #5515 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

the bunch of upper-class Euro guys who decided to revive/update the Olympics decided that "survival skills" meant pretty much "what upper-class Euro guys like us are talking about when we want to feel all manly about ourselves"

Now, don't go dissing M. Coubertin!

Why walk if you can run?

I'd say it's probably the equivalent of the breaststroke in swimming. It's not fast, but you could go a lot farther before tiring.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2008 11:42:34 am PDT #5516 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The discus just looks harder to aim.


sarameg - Aug 26, 2008 11:45:02 am PDT #5517 of 10003

Rock-throwing is an early survival skill!

Men's and women's - same distance.

I put the modifier in the wrong place (I thought it! I swear!). Men's racewalk. Women's is only 20km, according to wikipedia.


juliana - Aug 26, 2008 11:50:43 am PDT #5518 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Men's racewalk. Women's is only 20km, according to wikipedia.

aaaaaaah.

Also, WTF? Apparently, women can't walk that long?


amych - Aug 26, 2008 11:51:32 am PDT #5519 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Now, don't go dissing M. Coubertin!

I'd only ever do it with the greatest of affection - because otherwise he'd shoot me, stab me, and run me over with his horse. All at once. (And of course because I'm pathetically dependent on one of those other 19th-century upper-class euro sports.)


megan walker - Aug 26, 2008 11:54:00 am PDT #5520 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Men's racewalk. Women's is only 20km, according to wikipedia.

They both have a 20K, but men also have a 50K.

So, which of the following categories would be included/not included in the survival Olympics?
Archery
Athletics
Baseball
Badminton
Basketball
Beach Volleyball
Boxing
Canoe/Kayak
Cycling-Mtn Bike
Cycling-Road
Cycling-Track
Cycling-BMX
Diving
Equestrian
Football (aka Soccer)
Fencing
Artistic Gymnastics
Rhythmic Gymnastics
Trampoline
Handball
Field Hockey
Judo
Modern Pentathlon
Rowing
Sailing
Shooting
Softball
Swimming
Synchro Swimming
Tennis
Taekwondo
Triathlon
Table Tennis
Volleyball
Weightlifting
Water Polo
Wrestling


Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2008 11:54:17 am PDT #5521 of 10003
brillig

Hubby loves biathlon, he's all up with the Nordic types with rifles.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2008 12:01:09 pm PDT #5522 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Table Tennis could be a good survival skill, if you filled the ping pong balls with gasoline and stuffed rags into holes....


Jesse - Aug 26, 2008 12:02:08 pm PDT #5523 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Clearly synchronized swimming was born of necessity.