We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.

Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Aug 26, 2008 11:54:00 am PDT #5520 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Men's racewalk. Women's is only 20km, according to wikipedia.

They both have a 20K, but men also have a 50K.

So, which of the following categories would be included/not included in the survival Olympics?
Archery
Athletics
Baseball
Badminton
Basketball
Beach Volleyball
Boxing
Canoe/Kayak
Cycling-Mtn Bike
Cycling-Road
Cycling-Track
Cycling-BMX
Diving
Equestrian
Football (aka Soccer)
Fencing
Artistic Gymnastics
Rhythmic Gymnastics
Trampoline
Handball
Field Hockey
Judo
Modern Pentathlon
Rowing
Sailing
Shooting
Softball
Swimming
Synchro Swimming
Tennis
Taekwondo
Triathlon
Table Tennis
Volleyball
Weightlifting
Water Polo
Wrestling


Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2008 11:54:17 am PDT #5521 of 10003
brillig

Hubby loves biathlon, he's all up with the Nordic types with rifles.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2008 12:01:09 pm PDT #5522 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Table Tennis could be a good survival skill, if you filled the ping pong balls with gasoline and stuffed rags into holes....


Jesse - Aug 26, 2008 12:02:08 pm PDT #5523 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Clearly synchronized swimming was born of necessity.


sumi - Aug 26, 2008 12:02:35 pm PDT #5524 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Archery - yes
Athletics - for fitness? Throwing stuff? Vaulting over ditches?
Baseball - No
Badminton - no
Basketball - no
Beach Volleyball - no
Boxing - yes
Canoe/Kayak - yes
Cycling-Mtn Bike - yes
Cycling-Road - yes (maybe)
Cycling-Track - no
Cycling-BMX- yes
Diving - maybe
Equestrian - Eventing - possibly (see pentathlon - origins are similar)
Football (aka Soccer)
Fencing - yes
Artistic Gymnastics - no
Rhythmic Gymnastics - no
Trampoline - no
Handball - no
Field Hockey - hockey stick can be a useful weapon.
Judo - yes
Modern Pentathlon - sure
Rowing - maybe
Sailing - maybe
Shooting - yes
Softball - no
Swimming - yes
Synchro Swimming to distract the enemy?
Tennis - no
Taekwondo - yes
Triathlon - yes
Table Tennis - no
Volleyball - no
Weightlifting - no
Water Polo - no
Wrestling - maybe


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2008 12:02:41 pm PDT #5525 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Clearly synchronized swimming was born of necessity.

It was useful to confuse predators....


brenda m - Aug 26, 2008 12:03:49 pm PDT #5526 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It just throws better, no? Like, if you're going to see how far you can throw things, you might as well pick the furthest-throwing? That would work in battle as well, I'd imagine. A rock-throwing kind of battle?

I think they should add in the caber toss. Because you never know when a telephone pole is going to piss you off.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2008 12:05:01 pm PDT #5527 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Badminton thingies are the fastest moving thingies in sports. I'd trust those reflexes for something hunting related, or perhaps just bopping people on the head sharply.


megan walker - Aug 26, 2008 12:05:22 pm PDT #5528 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

hockey stick can be a useful weapon

Having played field hockey in prep school, I heartily agree.


amych - Aug 26, 2008 12:11:34 pm PDT #5529 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

perhaps just bopping people on the head sharply.

Again, a useful survival skill. More so than most, if you have the wrong sort of coworkers.