From listening to Fenris, I've translated "Arf! Arrr-ooooooo-arr-ooo-ooo-ooo Arf!" from the Beagle dialect of Dog to translate to English as "Hey sissy squirrel, come down here and I'll open a can of whoop-ass on you."
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Aug 12, 2008 10:05:44 am PDT #2836 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2008 10:06:22 am PDT #2837 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I could only stand it for ten minutes before I just walked away and ended my workout.
You know, hitting people counts as a workout too....
Nora Deirdre - Aug 12, 2008 10:07:38 am PDT #2838 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Hee:
Santa doesn't SPEAK spanish. "Hello, how are you, can I get you some candy?" FINE. He knows enough to get by. But he's not fluent and he certainly doesn't eat *tapas*
juliana - Aug 12, 2008 10:11:13 am PDT #2839 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Singing at the gym verboten or not?
Absolutely fucking verboten. Impolite as all hell. Besides, if you're able to sing while doing cardio, you're doing it wrong.
Jesse - Aug 12, 2008 10:12:11 am PDT #2840 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm going to say that singing out loud inside any place that is not designed for singing is a Bad Idea.
juliana - Aug 12, 2008 10:21:35 am PDT #2841 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I'm going to say that singing out loud inside any place that is not designed for singing is a Bad Idea.
At least in most places, you can get away from the singer. If you're stuck on a cardio machine or in a waiting room or on a plane? Hell.
(Yeah, I've been caught singing in the middle of Safeway.)
Toddson - Aug 12, 2008 10:26:49 am PDT #2842 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I have a friend whose niece sings and dances up and down the aisles of Trader Joe's. She's five - it sounds cute.
megan walker - Aug 12, 2008 10:28:45 am PDT #2843 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Sure it's cute. Until someone loses an eye.
Connie Neil - Aug 12, 2008 10:29:37 am PDT #2844 of 10003
brillig
I like singing in the supermarket.
But then, I know I can sing. Still, someone who's just entertaining themselves singing quietly along with the muzack is different from someone attempting to audition for American Idol when the judges are in the next county.
Also, singing at work is evil.
Jesse - Aug 12, 2008 10:32:05 am PDT #2845 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I sing under my breath a fair amount, but mostly until I realize I look like Muriel of "Muriel's Wedding."