Here's the full reading on youtube: [link]
EDIT: it looks like it's in three parts, but the other 2 parts are right there.
The money was too good. I got stupid.
Jayne ,'Ariel'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 12, 2008 10:01:42 am PDT #2830 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Jesse - Aug 12, 2008 10:01:48 am PDT #2831 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Peter Pan, the crowing in "I've gotta crow" is just er! er-er! er-ER!!
javachik - Aug 12, 2008 10:02:12 am PDT #2832 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
The last thing that made me smile?
duck = Aflac!
Nora Deirdre - Aug 12, 2008 10:02:44 am PDT #2833 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I'm listening to the Sedaris bit right now AIFG!!!
Cashmere - Aug 12, 2008 10:03:53 am PDT #2834 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Singing at the gym verboten or not? I forgot ny headphones and a woman two machines down was singing VERY LOUDLY and VERY off key (she was wearing headphones). I could only stand it for ten minutes before I just walked away and ended my workout.
Nilly - Aug 12, 2008 10:05:41 am PDT #2835 of 10003
Swouncing
This discussion reminds me of a survey my favorite Israeli film site did, when the transformers movie was released. They asked what was the sound they did when changing from robots into whatever-it-is-they're-changing-into. They had all these options, IIRC, 5 or 6 of them, all just like the ones we keep writing above for roosters and ducks and stuff. The last option on the survey was "you're all out of your mind".
Gudanov - Aug 12, 2008 10:05:44 am PDT #2836 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping
From listening to Fenris, I've translated "Arf! Arrr-ooooooo-arr-ooo-ooo-ooo Arf!" from the Beagle dialect of Dog to translate to English as "Hey sissy squirrel, come down here and I'll open a can of whoop-ass on you."
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2008 10:06:22 am PDT #2837 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I could only stand it for ten minutes before I just walked away and ended my workout.
You know, hitting people counts as a workout too....
Nora Deirdre - Aug 12, 2008 10:07:38 am PDT #2838 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Hee:
Santa doesn't SPEAK spanish. "Hello, how are you, can I get you some candy?" FINE. He knows enough to get by. But he's not fluent and he certainly doesn't eat *tapas*
juliana - Aug 12, 2008 10:11:13 am PDT #2839 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Singing at the gym verboten or not?
Absolutely fucking verboten. Impolite as all hell. Besides, if you're able to sing while doing cardio, you're doing it wrong.