Riley: No pulse. Anya: Yup. The space lamb got 'im.

'Never Leave Me'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Aug 12, 2008 9:57:50 am PDT #2825 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(except the rooster, that is whack).

Now I want to waste the rest of the afternoon on an international rooster-sound tour. Because "cocorico" is whack, yes, but so much less so than "cock-a-doodle-doo". I've never heard a rooster pronounce a single "D", let alone three of them!


Nora Deirdre - Aug 12, 2008 9:57:56 am PDT #2826 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

This conversation reminds me of a David Sedaris bit that had to do with the Dutch version of Santa Claus. It started out talking about how to get to the heart of a foreign country- first you ask about its gun laws, then the sounds that barnyard animals make, and finally what their take on Santa Claus. In the Netherlands he is accompanied by "Six to Eight Black Men" which is the title of the piece.

It is effing HILARIOUS.


Sue - Aug 12, 2008 9:59:32 am PDT #2827 of 10003
hip deep in pie

I love that essay, Nora.


amych - Aug 12, 2008 10:00:04 am PDT #2828 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In the Netherlands he is accompanied by "Six to Eight Black Men" which is the title of the piece.

Oh, yes! And if you're bad, he beats you and steals your shoes? Or something?


Nilly - Aug 12, 2008 10:00:49 am PDT #2829 of 10003
Swouncing

Oh, but the Matilda stories make me smile.

rooster = cocorico

In Hebrew, it's "coocooricoo", but still.

It's definitely different in each language that *I* know of.

Hebrew dogs bark "hav hav". And Hebrew ducks quack "ga ga".


Nora Deirdre - Aug 12, 2008 10:01:42 am PDT #2830 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Here's the full reading on youtube: [link]

EDIT: it looks like it's in three parts, but the other 2 parts are right there.


Jesse - Aug 12, 2008 10:01:48 am PDT #2831 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Peter Pan, the crowing in "I've gotta crow" is just er! er-er! er-ER!!


javachik - Aug 12, 2008 10:02:12 am PDT #2832 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

The last thing that made me smile?

duck = Aflac!


Nora Deirdre - Aug 12, 2008 10:02:44 am PDT #2833 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm listening to the Sedaris bit right now AIFG!!!


Cashmere - Aug 12, 2008 10:03:53 am PDT #2834 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Singing at the gym verboten or not? I forgot ny headphones and a woman two machines down was singing VERY LOUDLY and VERY off key (she was wearing headphones). I could only stand it for ten minutes before I just walked away and ended my workout.