It really is the apocalypse, isn't it?
We just need to wait for the final sign - a dog giving birth to kittens.
Note to self: religion freaky.
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 11, 2008 9:06:21 am PDT #2515 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fred Pete - Aug 11, 2008 9:06:58 am PDT #2516 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
More important, why does Cokie Roberts hate American families and senior citizens?
Jessica - Aug 11, 2008 9:07:42 am PDT #2517 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
We just need to wait for the final sign - a dog giving birth to kittens.
t waits for someone to link to this story on Yahoo's Odd News page
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 11, 2008 9:09:41 am PDT #2518 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Well, almost...
Steph L. - Aug 11, 2008 9:13:16 am PDT #2519 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Nothing says unamerican like visiting your grandmother.
Well, she isn't even an American. *I* heard she's actually a C.H.U.D. Do we want a president who would visit his non-American C.H.U.D. grandmother in some foreign country like Hawaii?!?
It really is the apocalypse, isn't it?
I didn't expect Scola to get to Venezuela so quickly...
Lee - Aug 11, 2008 9:13:33 am PDT #2520 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I will so be back because the hospitality of the bayistas is incredible!
YAY! And it's because you RAWK!
My apologies to Loehmann's.
Perhaps I should go there and apologize for you in person.
sarameg - Aug 11, 2008 9:15:04 am PDT #2521 of 10003
Lately I've heard some really dumbass shit on NPR.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 11, 2008 9:22:37 am PDT #2522 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
At least 38 Venezuelans have died as a result of a suspected outbreak of rabies spread by bites from vampire bats.
And suddenly I'm concerned about Allyson's bat.
Daisy Jane - Aug 11, 2008 9:23:19 am PDT #2523 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Mind you, it's one of vanishingly few things Bush has done that I actually think is nice and genuinely patriotic rather than jingoistic or malevolent.
Except that he looked bored out of his mind. If I thought he had any leadership skills, I would suggest that the Russia/Georgia problem might need his attention a bit more than Women's Gymnastics.
Kathy A - Aug 11, 2008 9:25:45 am PDT #2524 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Oh, and now the McCain campaign and the RNC are saying that Obama's private school (that he attended on a scholarship) is evidence of his elitist background.
Team McCain and the RNC issued reporters a mock "Barack Obama's Hawaii Travel Guide," which lambasts Obama for attending the Punahou School from 1971 to 1979. Despite the fact that Obama, who was raised by a single mother and attended the school on scholarship, the McCain campaign depicted him as the child of privilege.
Of course, McCain's own prep school, which now runs $38K a year to attend, doesn't mean that he is elitist, no siree bob!
"While John McCain went to private school, he also went to public university," said [campaign spokesman] Bounds. "The Naval Academy is as public as public gets," he added, noting that a four-year military commitment is required following school.
His father being an admiral had nothing to do with his getting into that "public" university, apparently.