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'Serenity'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Aug 11, 2008 8:18:04 am PDT #2493 of 10003
Swouncing

I will so be back because the hospitality of the bayistas is incredible!

How did the kids welcome you back?


Cashmere - Aug 11, 2008 8:21:25 am PDT #2494 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Owen ran up to me saying, "Mommy you're back from California!" All weekend Christopher said he kept saying, "Now we go to San Prancisco to see Mommy!"

They loved their presents (Owen's wearing his puppy ears headband right now).

C is recovering napping. I think I'm going to take a nap when they go to the gym.


Nilly - Aug 11, 2008 8:36:48 am PDT #2495 of 10003
Swouncing

Owen ran up to me saying, "Mommy you're back from California!"

Oh, that's adorable.

"Now we go to San Prancisco to see Mommy!"

And that's even more adorable. Though I guess it's one of those things that are nicer to know about once you're back at home and not while you're away and missing the adorableness as well, right?


Daisy Jane - Aug 11, 2008 8:42:51 am PDT #2496 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh good lord. I just finished reading the latest "Update" on Obama's birth/citizenship. I'm afriand th stumpid is ea;ting my braiiiiiiiin!


amych - Aug 11, 2008 8:44:19 am PDT #2497 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Please spoil for me, DJ. Is he from Mars now?


Gudanov - Aug 11, 2008 8:45:52 am PDT #2498 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Please spoil for me, DJ. Is he from Mars now?

And is his wife from Venus?


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2008 8:46:11 am PDT #2499 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is he from Mars now?

Martians are pretty elitist....


Daisy Jane - Aug 11, 2008 8:47:53 am PDT #2500 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Here's the post at Pandagon 'splainin'

In August of 1961, Barack Obama was born. His mother, Stanley Ann Durham, found a Kenyan Muslim named Barack Obama who was already married to fill out the birth certificate because A.) the Indonesian Muslim, Lolo Soetoro, who actually fathered him wasn’t around and B.) she wanted her son to have a manlier name than “Lolo”. Despite the fact that the only nexus of connection between these three people was the University of Hawaii, Obama was actually born simultaneously in both Kenya and Indonesia except that he also has an American birth certificate with someone else’s name on it. Ignoring international law, fooling the State Department and, according to his biography, obtaining a fraudulent passport at the age of 3, Obama is a simultaneous citizen of Kenya, Indonesia and America whose real last name is Soetoro and was made a Muslim by his stepfather (or real father, despite the fact that his mother didn’t meet Soetoro until he was already born).

Then Earth exploded, but Obama/Soetoro flew around the planet and reversed time because Jesus motherfucking Christ this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard in my fucking life.

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sarameg - Aug 11, 2008 8:47:56 am PDT #2501 of 10003

I have meetings from 9:30 until 1 or possibly 2 tomorrow.

How did this happen?


amych - Aug 11, 2008 8:49:43 am PDT #2502 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

So, he's actually from Krypton? My GODS, he really is the world's biggest celebrity!