Owen ran up to me saying, "Mommy you're back from California!"

Oh, that's adorable.

"Now we go to San Prancisco to see Mommy!"

And that's even more adorable. Though I guess it's one of those things that are nicer to know about once you're back at home and not while you're away and missing the adorableness as well, right?

Oh good lord. I just finished reading the latest "Update" on Obama's birth/citizenship. I'm afriand th stumpid is ea;ting my braiiiiiiiin!

Please spoil for me, DJ. Is he from Mars now?

Please spoil for me, DJ. Is he from Mars now?

And is his wife from Venus?

Is he from Mars now?

Martians are pretty elitist....

Here's the post at Pandagon 'splainin'

In August of 1961, Barack Obama was born. His mother, Stanley Ann Durham, found a Kenyan Muslim named Barack Obama who was already married to fill out the birth certificate because A.) the Indonesian Muslim, Lolo Soetoro, who actually fathered him wasn’t around and B.) she wanted her son to have a manlier name than “Lolo”. Despite the fact that the only nexus of connection between these three people was the University of Hawaii, Obama was actually born simultaneously in both Kenya and Indonesia except that he also has an American birth certificate with someone else’s name on it. Ignoring international law, fooling the State Department and, according to his biography, obtaining a fraudulent passport at the age of 3, Obama is a simultaneous citizen of Kenya, Indonesia and America whose real last name is Soetoro and was made a Muslim by his stepfather (or real father, despite the fact that his mother didn’t meet Soetoro until he was already born).

Then Earth exploded, but Obama/Soetoro flew around the planet and reversed time because Jesus motherfucking Christ this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard in my fucking life.

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I have meetings from 9:30 until 1 or possibly 2 tomorrow.

How did this happen?

So, he's actually from Krypton? My GODS, he really is the world's biggest celebrity!

I love this:

Then Earth exploded, but Obama/Soetoro flew around the planet and reversed time because Jesus motherfucking Christ this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard in my fucking life.

Over at DailyKos, we find out that Cokie Roberts thinks that Hawaii is too exotic a place for Obama and his family to vacation in.

"[His trip] does not make any sense whatsoever. I know his grandmother lives in Hawaii and I know Hawaii is a state, but it has the look of him going off to some sort of foreign, exotic place. He should be in Myrtle Beach, and, you know, if he's going to take a vacation at this time."

Let's review. Obama grew up in Hawaii, as we have been reminded countless times. His grandmother lives there. He's going on vacation and visiting his grandmother. In the process, he's visiting his 48th state of this campaign season, and rumors abound he's going to try to visit all 50, the first candidate to try to do so since Nixon.

According to Cokie Roberts, though, it conjures images of the foreign and exotic. Hell, he's pretty damn presumptuous. Hawaii!! Why doesn't he vacation in some God-fearing, non-foreign place? We have beaches near Washington! And grandmothers!

In the comments people are saying he should go on the Daily Show, and Jon Stewart should introduce him that way.

Also, bonus points if he actually wears the outfit.