Scrappy, happy birthday!
I am glad you're around...
Wanna go home and bury the head.
Dude, there's some guy reading emails. As in "I sent you a funny email. Let me read it to you." Do more work, dude.
Uh, not that I'm a shining example right now.
Wanna go home and bury the head.
I'm at home and want to bury my head.
I'm at home and want to bury my head.
Bury it! Bury for the both of us!!
Can't. Want to. But can't. Feel sick.
shrift! Congrats! Is this Google? If so, double-woot!!!!
yay shrift! Google I assume?
Excellent news, shrift! Smash those tax brackets and don't look back!
Can't. Want to. But can't. Feel sick.
Urk. Sorry to hear that.
I Googled Shrift and this was the first hit:
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I don't know why this is cracking me up, but it is.