Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Aug 08, 2008 7:42:55 am PDT #1759 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hello, ita!

Had a bad start to the day. Woke up an hour early to find the poodle had pooped in the kitchen. Did I mention this is BIG dog? J heard him walking around during the night for a long time, but thought he was just restless. Um, not so much.

Then, since I was up, I decided to get ready for work. First I weighed myself, to find that my anniversary/birthday week of good eating had resulted in a gain of four lbs. Bleagh.

I stopped for gas on the way to the office and my car would not start again. I had forgotten my cellphone because I Are A Idiot, but someone lent me theirs so I could call AAA. After a long wait, AAA dude came and it was not my battery but my starter. The guy got the car started by the interesting technical method of hitting the starter with a big pipe while I turned the key. I am not kidding.

I drove straight to the garage and dropped it off, then walked to work. Bleagh.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 08, 2008 7:49:56 am PDT #1760 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita, I hope you are doing well, and that your absence had nothing to do with migraines and/or the ER.


Glamcookie - Aug 08, 2008 7:53:18 am PDT #1761 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Ew, bad start of the day, Scrappy!

I was waiting for the Brinks guy to come replace our alarm battery but have an appt. at 11:30 so called and rescheduled it for tomorrow afternoon. I have a feeling GF is going to be Not Pleased as we'll have to hang around all afternoon until he shows.


Sue - Aug 08, 2008 7:59:55 am PDT #1762 of 10003
hip deep in pie

Dog poop is never a good way to start the day.


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2008 8:04:47 am PDT #1763 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dog poop is never a good way to start the day.

Or end it.

It kinda' sucks in the middle of the day too....


Kat - Aug 08, 2008 8:07:41 am PDT #1764 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita! I am glad you're around...

scrappy, it sounds like you've had a very bad morning.


§ ita § - Aug 08, 2008 8:20:59 am PDT #1765 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

your absence had nothing to do with migraines and/or the ER

Har. We both wish.

Let's just say that I want my mommy. The fact that I get her in a couple weeks almost makes it worse.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 08, 2008 8:21:51 am PDT #1766 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Shit, ita! Sorry to hear that.


§ ita § - Aug 08, 2008 8:26:20 am PDT #1767 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Scrappy, happy birthday!

I am glad you're around...

Wanna go home and bury the head.

Dude, there's some guy reading emails. As in "I sent you a funny email. Let me read it to you." Do more work, dude.

Uh, not that I'm a shining example right now.


Kat - Aug 08, 2008 8:27:21 am PDT #1768 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Wanna go home and bury the head.

I'm at home and want to bury my head.