Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Aug 07, 2008 5:37:10 am PDT #1602 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The red one I got, medium, is a little looser through the bust than I would like, but looks great.

So, what kind of red is it? More orange, or blue?


Allyson - Aug 07, 2008 5:38:16 am PDT #1603 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Don't want to work. Want to stay home and write.

Actual conversation I had yesterday reminded me of ita's weird krav conversations:

Me: Well, you're a little prudish.

Him: You know, if you knew me better, you wouldn't say that (wicked grin).

Me:So I'm going to get you a crop for xmas?

Him: (puzzled) Um, I've never tended to one...

Me: No, sweetie, a riding crop.

Him: Like for horses?

Me: You use it to spank horses. I'm renewing my assertion that you're a little prudish.

Him: Point taken.


lisah - Aug 07, 2008 5:56:14 am PDT #1604 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

So am I the only one who likes the Trixie dress?

I'm hoping to love mine but I haven't gotten it yet.

I did, however, get new camera batteries and was able to post my Vegas pictures. There are a million of them.

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tommyrot - Aug 07, 2008 6:03:50 am PDT #1605 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have people seen this? Stuff Educated Black People Like


sarameg - Aug 07, 2008 6:10:59 am PDT #1606 of 10003

sara, I almost called you last night because I was worried about you and your day. Maybe today will be a better day to call?

Aww. Actually, I spent (until I got online) wrestling with the computer so was probably unfit for human consumption except where I had an editor. It's just work, which won't kill me but I've gotta find a new zen. I had a zen with the way-things-were. Need to find it for way-things-are now.


Nilly - Aug 07, 2008 6:11:37 am PDT #1607 of 10003
Swouncing

I really need to take a day off.

Is it OK that I'm willing to settle (um, for you, so who am I to even have an opinion, not being you, but still) for a good-today-for-you? Not just better than yesterday, mind you. All-the-way good.

lisa, you [Edit: both singular as well as plural] look both pretty and fun-having. Yay!


Susan W. - Aug 07, 2008 6:15:29 am PDT #1608 of 10003
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Don't want to work. Want to stay home and write.

Allyson is me. In the last week I've gone from being stuck and having to force myself to meet my daily page quota to having three scenes begging me to write them all at once. I need Hermione's time-turner, anything to extend that one measly hour to hour-and-a-half I have to write every night.


sarameg - Aug 07, 2008 6:16:59 am PDT #1609 of 10003

Thanks. I'd be happy to take one!


tommyrot - Aug 07, 2008 6:20:27 am PDT #1610 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of 'nemesis' vigilante). Electrical theme.

Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front), except in cases where deception is required (posing as hostages in order to ambush vigilantes, etc).


Susan W. - Aug 07, 2008 6:23:37 am PDT #1611 of 10003
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

"You've ruined everything that matters to me, so I only do my best to return the favor." (plural you)

That’s a lot of idioms! It would be helpful to know the exact nuance of “ruin” that you are going for. Otherwise, the closest I can come up with is:

"Vous avez ruiné tout ce qui m’est cher, alors je ferai de mon mieux pour vous le revaloir." (revaloir=to pay back)

"Ruined" in the sense of "taken everything away," I guess. The speaker spent years pulling himself up from relative poverty to a position of wealth and influence, but now all that's gone and he's a wanted fugitive trying to survive on the run. Oh, and his country has been overrun by its oldest enemy and is under martial law, which he's patriotic enough to consider worse than anything that's happened to him personally.