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sara, I almost called you last night because I was worried about you and your day. Maybe today will be a better day to call?

Aww. Actually, I spent (until I got online) wrestling with the computer so was probably unfit for human consumption except where I had an editor. It's just work, which won't kill me but I've gotta find a new zen. I had a zen with the way-things-were. Need to find it for way-things-are now.

I really need to take a day off.

Is it OK that I'm willing to settle (um, for you, so who am I to even have an opinion, not being you, but still) for a good-today-for-you? Not just better than yesterday, mind you. All-the-way good.

lisa, you [Edit: both singular as well as plural] look both pretty and fun-having. Yay!

Don't want to work. Want to stay home and write.

Allyson is me. In the last week I've gone from being stuck and having to force myself to meet my daily page quota to having three scenes begging me to write them all at once. I need Hermione's time-turner, anything to extend that one measly hour to hour-and-a-half I have to write every night.

Thanks. I'd be happy to take one!

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20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of 'nemesis' vigilante). Electrical theme.

Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front), except in cases where deception is required (posing as hostages in order to ambush vigilantes, etc).

"You've ruined everything that matters to me, so I only do my best to return the favor." (plural you)

That’s a lot of idioms! It would be helpful to know the exact nuance of “ruin” that you are going for. Otherwise, the closest I can come up with is:

"Vous avez ruiné tout ce qui m’est cher, alors je ferai de mon mieux pour vous le revaloir." (revaloir=to pay back)

"Ruined" in the sense of "taken everything away," I guess. The speaker spent years pulling himself up from relative poverty to a position of wealth and influence, but now all that's gone and he's a wanted fugitive trying to survive on the run. Oh, and his country has been overrun by its oldest enemy and is under martial law, which he's patriotic enough to consider worse than anything that's happened to him personally.

I need to join sara in finding a new zen. I'm tired of the rut of a moodstate I am in.

lisa, you [Edit: both singular as well as plural] look both pretty and fun-having. Yay!

thank you! We were having fun! Too much fun.

I've decided referring to it as a new zen is a lot better than the other way I could look at it. Heh. But really, when the skin on my back starts crawling halfway into work (stress,) I need to just chill and find a better view of the situation. Badly.