These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jul 25, 2008 1:14:23 pm PDT #9538 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

OMG! That's awesome!


beekaytee - Jul 25, 2008 1:15:04 pm PDT #9539 of 10003
Compassionately intolerant

Me too! That's our libkitty...who stayed in my neighborhood on her last lower 48 visit. Hey libkitty!


tommyrot - Jul 25, 2008 1:24:21 pm PDT #9540 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We haven't had any mutant pigs in a while, huh? Piglet with monkey's face

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 25, 2008 1:29:15 pm PDT #9541 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think it is sweet that their son saved the pig! But calling it a piglet with a monket face reminds me of sideshows. it looks more like a pig with some deformities than a monkey!


JZ - Jul 25, 2008 1:30:21 pm PDT #9542 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

That is one seriously freaky-looking piglet. I have to run off to Google Images and try to bleach it out of my brain with about a billion Colin Firths.


tommyrot - Jul 25, 2008 1:31:03 pm PDT #9543 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

An odd (and short) video of PZ Meyers as Dr. Horrible, as he desecrates the eucharist: [link]

Perhaps a tiny little bit NSFW, depending on where you work.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 25, 2008 1:35:10 pm PDT #9544 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I actually am better with that piglet than the one with two heads. I get really freaked about animals with multiple heads, and then I feel bad, because they are sort of like conjoined twins, and I hope if they were human I would treat them kindly and get to know them.


Barb - Jul 25, 2008 2:44:39 pm PDT #9545 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

oof.

Ate too much.

Was good tho'


§ ita § - Jul 25, 2008 2:48:44 pm PDT #9546 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mojo's?

I had too much lunch, and I still have half of it left.


Gadget_Girl - Jul 25, 2008 2:51:21 pm PDT #9547 of 10003
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Aren't anniversaries zero calorie days like birthdays and holidays?