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Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'

Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Gadget_Girl - Jul 24, 2008 6:40:30 am PDT #9273 of 10003

Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Doesn't this craiglist ad for a secretary sound a like the hirer is also looking for a mistress:

Even though it had already been removed. My mind automatically went to the line from "How To Succeed in Business...", "A secretary's pad is to write in not spend the night in."

That might not be totally right. I'm late for an appointment and just not feeling well.

Daisy Jane - Jul 24, 2008 6:47:04 am PDT #9274 of 10003

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This is made of awesome

Damn: I'm straight and I think I'd go out with you. Probably upset the wife and kids, though. So what do you think happened to Doogie? Did he grow up, buy a Porsche and start a family practice in the suburbs?

Neil Patrick Harris: He probably developed an addiction to painkillers and wanders around with a cane at some hospital somewhere...

Barb - Jul 24, 2008 7:00:14 am PDT #9275 of 10003

“Not dead yet!”

Neil Patrick Harris: He probably developed an addiction to painkillers and wanders around with a cane at some hospital somewhere...

BWAH!!!

Jesse - Jul 24, 2008 7:01:58 am PDT #9276 of 10003

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Buffista conversation #37: Really, really bad names for your kids!

When my coworker was reading me that story this morning, she did NOT say that Fish and Chips were twins! I thought it was just one kid! I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse...

Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 24, 2008 7:05:17 am PDT #9277 of 10003

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Does anyone get the ad on Facebook for SinglesNet, which is showing a picture of Jensen Ackles as one of the "hot guys" you can meet on SinglesNet. WTF?

Cool! Post a link in the Dean Winchester thread at TwoP and watch the SinglesNet servers crash from signup overload!

Nilly - Jul 24, 2008 7:23:05 am PDT #9278 of 10003

Swouncing

Exploiting-the-hivemind-is-us:

You show gratitude *to* somebody *for* something-they-did, right?

tommyrot - Jul 24, 2008 7:25:26 am PDT #9279 of 10003

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes.

Nilly - Jul 24, 2008 7:27:18 am PDT #9280 of 10003

Swouncing

I would like to show my deepest gratitude to tommyrot for his continuing useful advice regarding the correct phrasing in the English language.

sarameg - Jul 24, 2008 7:30:25 am PDT #9281 of 10003

Uhg. Bad thing happened. Not my fault, but I have to do the cleanup. And it's scary because it means something didn't work as expected and that's REALLY bad because how many other cases might there be? Uhg. UHG.

dcp - Jul 24, 2008 7:43:06 am PDT #9282 of 10003

The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

really bad names for your kids

One of my cousins has named her newborn Bishop Robert [Lastname-begins-with-B]. I haven't heard the reasons why they chose that name, but I can't think of any good ones. Poor kid is going to have an awful time in school. What are they (family OR classmates) going to call him? All the possibilities are horrible. Bish? (Or worse, Bitch?) Shop? B-Bob? Bubba? Be-Right-Back? Arby? (Or worse, Barbie?)

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