This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Jul 23, 2008 1:20:01 pm PDT #9208 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And I just told the universe that nothing else was allowed to happen! 2008 has reached its quota of things happening.

Yeah, I told the universe the same thing. 2008! Start playing nicely with everyone!


Barb - Jul 23, 2008 1:21:14 pm PDT #9209 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

{{{Kristin}}}


Pix - Jul 23, 2008 1:24:42 pm PDT #9210 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Thanks everyone, but no need for hairpats. Mom's going to be fine. It's just my bemusement at the way this year continues to kick us in the ass every time it seems like things might be getting back to normal. We still have a lot to feel good about.


Barb - Jul 23, 2008 1:34:43 pm PDT #9211 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

Well then...

::gropes K instead::


Daisy Jane - Jul 23, 2008 1:42:17 pm PDT #9212 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

How bout a bitter funny? Insurance company rules=Calvinball [link]


Sue - Jul 23, 2008 1:43:05 pm PDT #9213 of 10003
hip deep in pie

I'm posting this without actually seeing it, because not only do I have dialup, but I also don't have any speakers.

NPH on Sesame St:

[link]


§ ita § - Jul 23, 2008 2:04:05 pm PDT #9214 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay. Zappoed a pair of low-heeled brown pumps. I should be all up with interview wear. Why are my suit and my dress and coat various shades of brown?

Please let them fit pretty.


Jesse - Jul 23, 2008 2:37:23 pm PDT #9215 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That Sesame Street clip is hilarious, but kind of wrong at the same time.


msbelle - Jul 23, 2008 2:38:07 pm PDT #9216 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

last one to the bathtub is a FARTER!


Tom Scola - Jul 23, 2008 2:40:30 pm PDT #9217 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Poor Gordon got the wrong shoes.