You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Jul 23, 2008 1:24:42 pm PDT #9210 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Thanks everyone, but no need for hairpats. Mom's going to be fine. It's just my bemusement at the way this year continues to kick us in the ass every time it seems like things might be getting back to normal. We still have a lot to feel good about.


Barb - Jul 23, 2008 1:34:43 pm PDT #9211 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

Well then...

::gropes K instead::


Daisy Jane - Jul 23, 2008 1:42:17 pm PDT #9212 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

How bout a bitter funny? Insurance company rules=Calvinball [link]


Sue - Jul 23, 2008 1:43:05 pm PDT #9213 of 10003
hip deep in pie

I'm posting this without actually seeing it, because not only do I have dialup, but I also don't have any speakers.

NPH on Sesame St:

[link]


§ ita § - Jul 23, 2008 2:04:05 pm PDT #9214 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay. Zappoed a pair of low-heeled brown pumps. I should be all up with interview wear. Why are my suit and my dress and coat various shades of brown?

Please let them fit pretty.


Jesse - Jul 23, 2008 2:37:23 pm PDT #9215 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That Sesame Street clip is hilarious, but kind of wrong at the same time.


msbelle - Jul 23, 2008 2:38:07 pm PDT #9216 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

last one to the bathtub is a FARTER!


Tom Scola - Jul 23, 2008 2:40:30 pm PDT #9217 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Poor Gordon got the wrong shoes.


sarameg - Jul 23, 2008 2:54:38 pm PDT #9218 of 10003

I got email from my dad this morning! From Korea! He said the food on the flight (Korean Air) was good. He was waiting to board his flight on Miat Mongolian to fly to Ulaan Batar. He even got a Korean passport stamp (he had to exit customs to get his luggage to transfer it to the other airline.) And Seoul's airport offers free internet (he didn't take his computer with, so I guess they offer terminals?)

He's expecting to find an internet cafe in U.B. or Ulaangom. Other than that, he's out of range, as cell service out of most of the Mongolia he'll be in is unreliable.

Man, what a world. My dad can email me from MONGOLIA. He's IN Mongolia, right now.

last one to the bathtub is a FARTER!

ahahaha!


sarameg - Jul 23, 2008 3:03:00 pm PDT #9219 of 10003

Also? The whole self-adjusting brightness on the new computer freaked me out until I realized what was going on.

The things that change in 8 years..