In what kind of company does this announcement NOT result in the co-worker getting 8 hours a day of extra free time to look for a job?
One in which her boss went on vacation yesterday.
I do wish her all the best luck on her job search, because it's really no fun sitting next to her, but some of us would like to work from home for other reasons, and she just validates managerial hesitance. Of course she also copped to job-hunting from work, so maybe she just needs her internet access yanked. Or at least to complain about it all much more quietly.
The helpdesk software is replacing the email of the original sender with mine. For every request since yesterday. And I didn't do anything.
I guess it computerly decided I should be the source of all user problems.
Women and Carrots Have One Enemy In Common! (1941 print ad)
So would that be the earliest instance of the women-in-refrigerators motif?
Can someone please rewrite my resume with a product manager angle? I have the experience, I'm just tired at the thought of redoing the damned thing.
I want a t-shirt of this Kerfuffle Bunny [link] with a caption that says
Christ's blood will fuck you up!
(Whitefonted to not spoil....)
If you want me to ship this box on our account, I really need a more concrete address than "to the Europeans."
Selected Minutes From Lolcat City Council Meetings:
Heh. I knew just from that headline it was McSweeneys....
Penis costume draws apology
SARATOGA SPRINGS, New York (AP) — A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in a penis constume at a high school graduation.
Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. A video of his visit last month has appeared on YouTube.
The judge has also ordered Morett to pay to have the apology published in a local newspaper, pay court fees and perform 24 hours of community service.
