Women and Carrots Have One Enemy In Common! (1941 print ad)
But if the world doesn't end, I'm gonna need a note.
Cordelia ,'Potential'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 17, 2008 9:09:51 am PDT #8342 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
lisah - Jul 17, 2008 9:13:52 am PDT #8343 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate
lisa, the last thing I have from you is from about 10:30 or so, querying on whether to take the lightrail (which I haven't replied to, but yeah, that's probably the best plan.)
oh, okay, good! I also mentioned the aquarium in it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 17, 2008 9:35:27 am PDT #8344 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Happy Birthday Juliana!
A co-worker is exclaiming very loudly that she wants to work from home twice a month so she can better search for jobs during the work day.
In what kind of company does this announcement NOT result in the co-worker getting 8 hours a day of extra free time to look for a job?
§ ita § - Jul 17, 2008 9:46:54 am PDT #8345 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In what kind of company does this announcement NOT result in the co-worker getting 8 hours a day of extra free time to look for a job?
One in which her boss went on vacation yesterday.
I do wish her all the best luck on her job search, because it's really no fun sitting next to her, but some of us would like to work from home for other reasons, and she just validates managerial hesitance. Of course she also copped to job-hunting from work, so maybe she just needs her internet access yanked. Or at least to complain about it all much more quietly.
sarameg - Jul 17, 2008 9:50:01 am PDT #8346 of 10003
The helpdesk software is replacing the email of the original sender with mine. For every request since yesterday. And I didn't do anything.
I guess it computerly decided I should be the source of all user problems.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 17, 2008 9:50:11 am PDT #8347 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Women and Carrots Have One Enemy In Common! (1941 print ad)
So would that be the earliest instance of the women-in-refrigerators motif?
bon bon - Jul 17, 2008 10:07:54 am PDT #8348 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Women and Carrots Have One Enemy In Common! (1941 print ad)
This better be knives.
§ ita § - Jul 17, 2008 10:10:43 am PDT #8349 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can someone please rewrite my resume with a product manager angle? I have the experience, I'm just tired at the thought of redoing the damned thing.
tommyrot - Jul 17, 2008 11:21:50 am PDT #8350 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I want a t-shirt of this Kerfuffle Bunny [link] with a caption that says Christ's blood will fuck you up!
(Whitefonted to not spoil....)
sarameg - Jul 17, 2008 11:26:41 am PDT #8351 of 10003
If you want me to ship this box on our account, I really need a more concrete address than "to the Europeans."