It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 10, 2008 1:42:59 pm PDT #7447 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, the Cubs allowed 7 homers? WTF?


shrift - Jul 10, 2008 2:02:48 pm PDT #7448 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Was it here that we were talking about those school programs where cops come in and announce that a classmate has died but it turns out to be a horrible, fake "scare 'em straight" tactic?

I think those cops should be visiting Kat's students to scare the ever loving shit out of them, because those kids actually deserve it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 10, 2008 2:04:33 pm PDT #7449 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

From Cashmere's link:

"They better have more than a couple of statements that they can't prove," Kryshak said.

Yeah, I think the authorities finding one kidnapped guy chained up naked in your client's house after the other one escaped and alerted them is going to fulfill the burden of proof, Perry Mason. Well, that and your client's statement to police that he knew what he did was wrong.


shrift - Jul 10, 2008 2:13:05 pm PDT #7450 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I canceled with the skeevy recruiter tomorrow, but I still have two interviews Friday, two concerts this weekend, and at least one interview per day M-W next week.

When I'm unemployed, I swear that every week seems like a month.

Starving now. Perhaps I shall make tacos and then watch a documentary on fonts.


amych - Jul 10, 2008 2:14:33 pm PDT #7451 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Helvetica? It's excellent.


shrift - Jul 10, 2008 2:27:57 pm PDT #7452 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Helvetica? It's excellent.

Yep. Netflix Instant Watch is somewhat addictive.


Sheryl - Jul 10, 2008 2:34:37 pm PDT #7453 of 10003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I'd take advantage of Netflix's Instant watch, if it worked on my computer.(Of course, my connection's probably too slow anyhow)


tommyrot - Jul 10, 2008 2:44:14 pm PDT #7454 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The day of the Great Robot Revolution draws nearer....

Robots aim to top humans at air hockey

PORTLAND, Ore. — First, a supercomputer beats a chess master. Then, an artificial intelligence program deals defeat to a poker champion. Next: A robot takes on humans in air hockey.

An upgraded robot designed by General Electric Fanuc (GEF) and programmed by Nuvation Research Corp. (San Jose, Calif.) can beat most human air hockey players, its developers claim.

...

"Good air hockey players can score against the robot if they try really really hard. But its pretty obvious that the human is the underdog--for one thing, the audience cheers whenever the human makes a goal," quipped Michael Worry, president and CEO of Nuvation.

What's next? Foosball?


Jesse - Jul 10, 2008 2:57:40 pm PDT #7455 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

eep! They had to run a scan on my computer at work because scary pop-ups were taking over and trying to download things. I swear I did not go anywhere bad. Now I fear they'll be watching my internet use.

This happened to a coworker of mine recently. She keeps saying, "I swear it wasn't porn!!!"

OMG, I am full of business dinner. Of course, I suggested the place based on its closeness to a particular subway line for other people, and then they all took cabs, but whatever. It was still delicious and free.


bon bon - Jul 10, 2008 3:02:53 pm PDT #7456 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oh, I had such a relaxing evening at work. They are recarpeting our floor, so we have to empty our desks, file cabinets, etc. But since I'm leaving the firm soon, most of this stuff was going to be tossed soon anyway. Emptying my desk and file cabinet, shredding file after file of documents I will never have to think about again was like getting a massage. I actually feel physically lighter. I love throwing things away.