See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 02, 2008 12:23:56 pm PDT #6118 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Huh. I wouldn't have expected your boss to be that flexible about when people actually work their hours, Teppy.


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2008 12:27:05 pm PDT #6119 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Which is cooler? The Buzzball, A Motorized Hampster Ball For Humans or Cola Flavored Vladimir Lenin Head Pops?


P.M. Marc - Jul 02, 2008 12:28:08 pm PDT #6120 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I never had my taxes taken out of my unemployement because I always considered it an arts grant and took the full amount and usually six months off. So my income went down and I didn't owe anything.

Heh. That SO would not fly in my state.

They will SO TOTALLY AUDIT YOU at the drop of a hat.


Tom Scola - Jul 02, 2008 12:28:21 pm PDT #6121 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Someone actually reads the paper edition of The Observer?


meara - Jul 02, 2008 12:29:15 pm PDT #6122 of 10003

Buttons for Buffistas! Snarky McF*ckButtons - Wear What You’re *Really* Thinking

I'm amused at the number of those buttons that have to do with bacon. Seriously.

Though I think you all know why I want a "what the fuck is wrong with you people?" button, and when i want to be wearing it.


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2008 12:30:00 pm PDT #6123 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Our only "option" was what 10-hour shift we wanted to work.

That... sucks. And what if you were a person who already finds it difficult to work an 8-hour day?


amych - Jul 02, 2008 12:36:20 pm PDT #6124 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

no one is allowed to flush any of the heads when someone is in the shower.

Hell, that describes every house I lived in on land until I was in my teens.


juliana - Jul 02, 2008 12:36:30 pm PDT #6125 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I never had my taxes taken out of my unemployement because I always considered it an arts grant and took the full amount and usually six months off. So my income went down and I didn't owe anything.

Heh. That SO would not fly in my state.

Yeah, the state of MN wouldn't allow that to happen either - everything gets reported.


Kathy A - Jul 02, 2008 12:41:02 pm PDT #6126 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Damn--it just turned a very dark grey outside. And me with my umbrella in the damn car!


Toddson - Jul 02, 2008 12:45:04 pm PDT #6127 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

My office used to offer the option of the four ten-hour workdays during the summer. Did not work quite the way they expected - people would come in early and require time and copious coffee to get going. Then their brains would pretty much shut off at the usual quitting time. It ended up with people actually working fewer hours.

That's been discontinued for a variety of reasons.