You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2008 8:24:51 am PDT #6076 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, if you're lucky enough to have a job where you can work at home, you can just relocate your boat south for the winter.

Here in Chicago, the marinas pull all the boats out of the water for the winter, so you'd need to have some alternate residence for half the year.


Kathy A - Jul 02, 2008 8:28:03 am PDT #6077 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Me too. Plus my poor kitty never gets to lay in the sun.

Exactly! I feel so guilty that Amarna doesn't get her patch of sunlight to bask in, which she so enjoyed out in Oak Park.

I was just telling my boss about my number crunching of last night, when I laid out a Five Year Plan for my budget. If nothing expensive happens, if I keep both of my jobs, and if everything works out, I will have my car paid off 19 months early and might be able to afford to buy a townhouse by May 2013, sooner if I downgrade how much townhouse I'm looking at.

Of course, I'm already looking around to see what's out there in my very wide price range (why do I do this to myself when I can't afford to buy for 4-5 years?!?), and I'm liking what I see at the top end (naturally!). 3BR/2BA with attached garage and a nice view of the local landscape (usually a pond or park) from the patio/balcony. Low end is more like 2BR/1BA with no view at all.


Tamara - Jul 02, 2008 8:42:25 am PDT #6078 of 10003
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Happy Birthday, Frank.

I'm glad you are well, Shir.

Poor Noah.


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 8:42:44 am PDT #6079 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I suppose I should feel lucky that Matilda's regularly scheduled well-child visit last week was only a hair under two hours...yet, somehow, I don't.

HA! I know. Plus if there are any immunizations (and YES I vaccinate my kid, in spite of the anti-vaccine info out there) it's an extra 20 minutes while we wait to see if he reacts.

Mammograms don't freak me out, conceptually. But I have never had one. I am turning 36 this year.


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2008 8:49:46 am PDT #6080 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

HOWTO make a D12 handbag

Here's how to make a dodecahedral handbag using fabric, iron-on numbers, a couple of washers and a magnet.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 02, 2008 9:05:09 am PDT #6081 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My biggest objection to underground living would not be the occasional catastrophic flood so much as the fact that in my experience, the lower your living space is, the more vermin find their way into it. I would not care to test that principle with a home that they could slide or fall into effortlessly.


msbelle - Jul 02, 2008 9:13:01 am PDT #6082 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

stressy stressy day at work. not me, but it is around me. keeping my head down. pretending I don't hear things.


lisah - Jul 02, 2008 9:50:15 am PDT #6083 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

A public service message based on my own experience: Get the fucking mammogram.

Oh I will! I'm just dreading it. Although I'm usually pretty good with medical procedures.


brenda m - Jul 02, 2008 9:55:04 am PDT #6084 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hee! [link]

Link is to a not so happy story about a congressional candidate (who is awesome, btw) but I'm really just linking because of the shirt she has on (awesome plus eleventy).


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 9:55:27 am PDT #6085 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

amych! This is 101 picnic ideas, but I bet some of them would work at a party at home, too: [link] I love these pieces -- actually, I think he has 101 hors d'ouevres somewhere, too.