Man, how awesome would it be if lisah's friend could sabotage bon bon's nemeses? It's like work Strangers on a Train!

This is very strange....

Con-artist convinces town he's a super Fed who doesn't need search warrants

Yoder sez, "Bill Jakob, a former trucking company owner with law enforcement experience, spent 'several months' pretending to be a federal agent in the town of Gerald, MO. Jakob apparently spent his time aggressively busting drug suspects, with the complicity of the local police department, claiming 'he did not need search warrants to enter their homes because he worked for the federal government.'"

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The strange adventures of Sergeant Bill have led to the firing of three of the town’s five police officers, left the outcome of a string of drug arrests in doubt, prompted multimillion-dollar federal civil rights lawsuits by at least 17 plaintiffs and stirred up a political battle, including a petition seeking the impeachment of Mr. Schulte, over who is to blame for the mess.

And the questions keep coming. How did Mr. Jakob wander into town and apparently leave the mayor, the aldermen and pretty much everyone else he met thinking that he was a federal agent delivered from Washington to help barrel into peoples’ homes and clean up Gerald’s drug problem? And why would anyone — receiving no pay and with no known connection to little Gerald, 70 miles from St. Louis and not even a county seat — want to carry off such a time-consuming ruse in the first place?

It's rather disturbing to me that he convinced police officers that he didn't need a warrant....

In the annals of "I don't watch enough Law & Order." Dumb!

Tyson Homosexual.... bahahahahaha...I am 12 today.

You know, the NFL had to deal with this a couple years ago, with a player named Randall Gay. There are certain words you can't get on the back of a custom NFL jersey, like FUCKFACE and FARTYHEAD and the names of any players who have been convicted of murder (I think that's only one person) and various other no-no words. And until Randall Gay was drafted, GAY was one word you couldn't get. Now they have to allow it, and lots of people have been very happy to order GAY jerseys, even if they don't have any idea who Randall Gay is.

It's Canada Day, and I feel like I should be eating something grilled, but my tummy seems to be revolting against me.

I am watching the Canada Day ceremony on Parliament Hill on TV, and the main military guy who's marshaling the troops for a walk past the G-G seems to be missing his front three teeth.

ah, the joys of socialized medicine!

Now the Minister for Sport, Culture, Heritage, Status of Women and the Francophonie is speaking. I think she's wearing fake eyelashes.

There's the PM. Ascend already!

Now the Minister for Sport, Culture, Heritage, Status of Women and the Francophonie is speaking.

That seems like a random grouping. Do you also have a Minister of Pudding, Bolo Ties, Poutine and Muscle Cars?

That seems like a random grouping. Do you also have a Minister of Pudding, Bolo Ties, Poutine and Muscle Cars?

You forgot Silly Walks.