The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jul 01, 2008 4:50:58 am PDT #5859 of 10003

That's awesome, lisa!

I should be less tired than I am.


sumi - Jul 01, 2008 5:27:32 am PDT #5860 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

That is awesome.

Oh, I am feeling so much better than yesterday. I has tired and headachey all yesterday afternoon and evening.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2008 5:27:42 am PDT #5861 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's like Les Nessman and the godless tornadoes.

Heh.

That and the non-flying turkeys are the two funniest episodes of that show.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2008 5:35:59 am PDT #5862 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

SM, a friend from college days, draws my attention to this gem:

Australia's top treasury official is taking five weeks leave to look after endangered wombats.

Ken Henry, treasury secretary and animal conservationist, has warned that hairy-nosed wombats are "on death row".

But opposition politicians - and even wombat lovers - question if now is the time to be thinking about wombats.

Inflation is at a 16-year high, interest rates are up and fuel prices are rising. Mr Henry will also miss a central bank meeting.

Mr Henry will be looking after 115 hairy-nosed wombats in an isolated spot in northern Queensland, with no mobile phone coverage and two-and-a-half hours on a rough track from the nearest town.

"There are 10 times as many giant pandas in the world as there are these guys," said Mr Henry.

The opposition isn't sure this is a great idea even though, in what must be one of the lines of the year, Brendan Nelson acknowledges that "I think we all love the hairy-nosed wombat."

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bon bon - Jul 01, 2008 5:41:43 am PDT #5863 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Hey Lisah, is this a big Baltimore firm?


Toddson - Jul 01, 2008 5:46:29 am PDT #5864 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

re Les Nessman et al. - I still hear echoes of the first episode when Howard Hesseman's character, being told that the format is changing and he'll have more freedom, blasts Cincinnati with some rock music and then leans into the microphone and says "bugger" (actually, I think it was "buggahhhhhhhhh")


Fay - Jul 01, 2008 5:48:19 am PDT #5865 of 10003
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I'm assuming he's a relative of billytea.


Kat - Jul 01, 2008 5:48:32 am PDT #5866 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Tyson Homosexual.... bahahahahaha...I am 12 today.

I tend to lowball the pain. When I had my surgery, I kept telling them I didn't need pain meds. Finally the nurse said "I'm not asking you if you can bear it, I'm asking if you feel any pain at all" and I said "well yeah, it hurts but I can deal." She then made me take some drugs.

My friend Julie said when she was in labor, she realized there's no reason to overestimate one's pain threshold BEFORE you are in full blown labor. She said she was about a 7 on pain tolerance before the kid. With the twins, apparently she said she was a 2.

I don't wanna go teach summer school.


lisah - Jul 01, 2008 5:49:47 am PDT #5867 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

Hey Lisah, is this a big Baltimore firm?

Yeah, it's pretty big.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 01, 2008 5:52:33 am PDT #5868 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh man, back in the 90s the semi-local hockey team had a Thanksgiving promotion with Richard Sanders involving paper turkeys dropping onto the ice from the arena ceiling. I felt kind of bad for the guy, as the announcers only referred to him as "Less Nessman" rather than acknowledge that he was an actor famous for playing that part.