Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 28, 2008 10:46:38 am PDT #5504 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Just had a really annoying conversation with Discover - website wouldn't let me log in, so I called customer service to apply my cashback to the card balance. After he'd done that, the guy wanted to sell me some kind of cashback bonus dealie special for gas stations and I said oh, no thanks, I live in New York, don't have a car. And rather than move on to the next talking point in his "things you have to try to get customers to sign up for" list, he started grilling me about how dangerous it must be to live here! How there must be police everywhere (no) and how I probably carry mace in my bag (no), etc. I finally cut him off with "New York is the safest big city in the world, and I have errands to run. Goodbye." Nice customer service there, buddy!


Jessica - Jun 28, 2008 10:50:23 am PDT #5505 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HEC!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 28, 2008 11:01:52 am PDT #5506 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday, Hec!

Coincidentally, also my best friend's birthday. Must find wrapping paper for his present and steel myself to be climbed on by hyperactive gradeschool kids tonight.


Sean K - Jun 28, 2008 11:07:45 am PDT #5507 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

he started grilling me about how dangerous it must be to live here! How there must be police everywhere (no) and how I probably carry mace in my bag (no), etc.

WTF???

NYC is the new Baghdad?


msbelle - Jun 28, 2008 11:14:24 am PDT #5508 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

mac's hair has been cut, we went to a 1 year old's b'day where mac had no one to play with but we stayed for 2 hours anyway, and to the park to meet mac's friend where they got drenched in the sprinklers and then we all got drenched because the rain came through fast and hard.

Now laundry! so exciting. I am thinking maybe Target in an hour or so. Jesse you interested? Outback for dinner?


Atropa - Jun 28, 2008 11:15:34 am PDT #5509 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy birthday, Hec!


Jessica - Jun 28, 2008 11:17:06 am PDT #5510 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

NYC is the new Baghdad?

Or possibly Discover customer service has been outsourced to 1973. Honestly, I have no idea why he thought I wanted to chit-chat in the first place.


Jesse - Jun 28, 2008 11:18:01 am PDT #5511 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse you interested? Outback for dinner?

I already had McD's for lunch, so I think no. But thanks!


Jesse - Jun 28, 2008 11:19:32 am PDT #5512 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Or possibly Discover customer service has been outsourced to 1973.

Seriously.


msbelle - Jun 28, 2008 11:21:25 am PDT #5513 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well it seems mac thinks going to Target would be some grand torture to his being, so I think we will be staying home anyway.