No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jun 25, 2008 8:05:26 am PDT #4816 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If you mailed in your bigass document, then I say yes it's time to go home.

The first draft was 77 pages! Which I guess doesn't seem like a lot? I don't even know anymore.

Anyway, the problem with going home early is that I would have to get up and walk to the subway. I'll have to get up eventually, but I'm trying to put it off for as long as possible.


§ ita § - Jun 25, 2008 8:06:56 am PDT #4817 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or it might be a good time to move while you still have a job and income on paper?

I don't know if I want to take the hit in moving costs right now, though.

I need to step away from latimes.com. It always makes apartments seem so much more attractive than in real life.

Please send a rescue squad. Someone's inviting me to be catty and I just don't want to. That's a cry for help, isn't it?


Dana - Jun 25, 2008 8:08:26 am PDT #4818 of 10003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The first draft was 77 pages! Which I guess doesn't seem like a lot?

My professional opinion is that it's definitely a lot.


Atropa - Jun 25, 2008 8:12:11 am PDT #4819 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The first draft was 77 pages! Which I guess doesn't seem like a lot?

Yes, that is a lot. If one of my writers sent me a 77 page document to edit, I would stare unbelievingly at the monitor. But that's because I'm not lucky enough to have shrift as one of my writers. No, my writers are people I want to smack on the nose with the style guide.

Every so often, when I'm stuck in horrible work meetings, I fantasize about what my job would be like if I had ita as a project manager, shrift as a writer, and Plei as the content build queen. Then I sigh wistfully, because I know my team, while pretty awesome, will never be that awesome.


§ ita § - Jun 25, 2008 8:12:42 am PDT #4820 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am aware of all internet traditions (with dirty language).

Perhaps the best cake ever. I mean, come on. Just the mottling alone!


shrift - Jun 25, 2008 8:14:52 am PDT #4821 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My professional opinion is that it's definitely a lot.

Oh, good. And that didn't even include a bunch of stuff that I need to add later.

And no leaving early. Now have project I must finish by Friday afternoon in order to get full bonus.

Money money money.


§ ita § - Jun 25, 2008 8:17:48 am PDT #4822 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

serial:

I fantasize about what my job would be like if I had ita as a project manager, shrift as a writer, and Plei as the content build queen

That's so sweet! Sometimes I fantasize about what my job would be like if I had people on it who'd do their jobs, but I need to stop dreaming small, and dream Buffista. (Can you imagine I was made to look bad in front of my boss because a co-worker didn't collect his requirements because I had only asked him to do it?)


amych - Jun 25, 2008 8:17:51 am PDT #4823 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I fantasize about what my job would be like

I, in turn, fantasize about what your documentation would be like. A little judiciously distributed buffistaness might solve the RTFM problem outright.


amych - Jun 25, 2008 8:19:49 am PDT #4824 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Perhaps the best cake ever.

Damn. DAMN. I was all set for, "surely it's not as cool as the TARDIS cake I saw t'other day", but... damn.


Atropa - Jun 25, 2008 8:20:36 am PDT #4825 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(Can you imagine I was made to look bad in front of my boss because a co-worker didn't collect his requirements because I had only asked him to do it?)

I ... wow. I would have taken the co-worker aside for a Very Icy Talk afterward.