Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'.

Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Jun 23, 2008 8:46:08 am PDT #4465 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

They are marketing Cool Whip in a can. It's new.


Jessica - Jun 23, 2008 8:46:26 am PDT #4466 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

While it may have been a brand name (I don't know for sure), the word oleo is a shortened form of oleomargarine

Like canola.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2008 8:46:29 am PDT #4467 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Napoleon wanted a butter substitute that would go bad, for use by the army and the lower classes.

I assume you mean " not go bad." Or did Napoleon just hate the army and the lower classes?


Sean K - Jun 23, 2008 8:47:53 am PDT #4468 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Er, yes...

Napoleon wanted a butter substitute that would NOT go bad. NOT.


sarameg - Jun 23, 2008 8:49:10 am PDT #4469 of 10003

!!!?!?!?!?!

I'm guessing with all the new fast food joints going in across the street, its building was looking sad and trashy. So they're replacing it with something that's all new and fancy and looks just like the new places across the street...


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2008 8:49:30 am PDT #4470 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Napoleon wanted a butter substitute that would NOT go bad. NOT.

Whew. For a second there I was afraid all my conceptions of Napoleon were wrong....


Sophia Brooks - Jun 23, 2008 8:49:45 am PDT #4471 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Napoleon wanted a butter substitute that would go bad

Ha ha ha ha!

Also, I am not sure that Mr. Burns is someone I aspire to sound like.


msbelle - Jun 23, 2008 8:51:29 am PDT #4472 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Napoleon hated everyone. EVERYONE!

now imagining Sophia saying "Exxxcellent" over and over at her job.

OMG boss - just LEAVE!!!


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2008 8:53:19 am PDT #4473 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, I am not sure that Mr. Burns is someone I aspire to sound like.

Would it be better or worse to aspire to sound like Grampa Simpson?


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2008 8:55:56 am PDT #4474 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

These branded junky foods mean little to me. Although I did grow up on margarine, since it could spread cold. When we moved to the UK we kept butter out of the fridge, and so drifted away from it, but in JA it was mandatory. Baked with butter, though.

Just got probably complimented by a co-worker. She saw me in one of my obi belts and liked it so much she went to etsy and bought her own. She was out this past weekend buying her summer wardrobe (she does that--people really do that??), and she came by to tell me that Armani and Hugo Boss totally have obi belts in their collections, so I get quiet ahead-of-the-curve points for having four or five of my own already.