Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jun 20, 2008 8:55:26 am PDT #4137 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have written 10 pages of documentation today. I could write one more section and update another with information a supervisor sent yesterday, but I don't know if I can bear it.


tommyrot - Jun 20, 2008 8:56:22 am PDT #4138 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So far I haven't found any good stories about "human kindness, honor and bravery," but I did decide not to post a Michael Savage quote....


Sue - Jun 20, 2008 8:56:40 am PDT #4139 of 10003
hip deep in pie

This one is sort of sad, but has a good ending:

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Lewis Hurshman, 80, was freezing, seriously dehydrated and unable to move when police found him lying on the floor of his small south-end apartment on Thursday afternoon.

He had been there for four days.

Mr. Hurshman would likely still be lying on that floor if it hadn’t been for Jennifer Clarke, a waitress at Gatsby’s restaurant on Spring Garden Road. She called police when Mr. Hurshman failed to show up for his daily glasses of beer.

"Every day he has two Alpines," said the 26-year-old, who recently graduated from Mount Saint Vincent University. According to Ms. Clarke, Mr. Hurshman’s routine had become somewhat legendary at Gatsby’s. Every morning at exactly 11 a.m., he would stroll through the door, sit down at the bar and order his drink in a chilled glass. Clutching the beer in one hand and the television remote in the other, he would spend the next three hours watching CNN and chatting with the staff.

"He’s always very interested in us and what’s going on in our lives," said Ms. Clarke, adding that "Lew" was the first person she served when she began working at the restaurant a year ago.

Because he lives alone and has no immediate family in the area, she said the employees at the restaurant have become like Mr. Hurshman’s surrogate family.

His pattern never varies, which is why Ms. Clarke was shocked when she arrived for her first shift of the week on Thursday morning and Mr. Hurshman was not there to greet her. In fact, no one remembered seeing him all week. Someone had phoned his house on Wednesday to check on him, but they had gotten a busy signal.

Growing increasingly concerned, Ms. Clarke tried calling him herself and was also greeted with the busy tone. That’s when she sensed that something was seriously wrong and immediately called police.

"About an hour later, a police officer came in looking for me, pretty much saying, ‘Thank goodness you called us,’ " she said. "I started to cry right away."

Mr. Hurshman was rushed to hospital, where he remains in fair condition.

"If she hadn’t called, it’s very likely he would have died," Const. Carr said. "She, in all likelihood, saved his life."


Nora Deirdre - Jun 20, 2008 8:59:35 am PDT #4140 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I deleted my Horrible Human story link upthread. Sorry to pull it in here.

I'm in a horrid mood today.


DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 9:00:55 am PDT #4141 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Good job, Jennifer Clarke!

Humanity 1, Despair 0!


msbelle - Jun 20, 2008 9:04:26 am PDT #4142 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ok, here's the plan, go get mac and never let go of him, take the shuttle to Boston, shower Nora with hugs and good cheer, grab the red-eye to LA and do the same with ita.


lisah - Jun 20, 2008 9:04:59 am PDT #4143 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

"If she hadn’t called, it’s very likely he would have died," Const. Carr said. "She, in all likelihood, saved his life."

aww I love that story!


Nora Deirdre - Jun 20, 2008 9:05:18 am PDT #4144 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ok, here's the plan, go get mac and never let go of him, take the shuttle to Boston, shower Nora with hugs and good cheer, grab the red-eye to LA and do the same with ita.

whoo! Urge to kill... fading!


DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 9:06:35 am PDT #4145 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

whoo! Urge to kill... fading!

This is the power of the Mac hug.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2008 9:08:48 am PDT #4146 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't know about heartwarming, but it's odd and a little charming. Yay?