It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 20, 2008 9:05:18 am PDT #4144 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ok, here's the plan, go get mac and never let go of him, take the shuttle to Boston, shower Nora with hugs and good cheer, grab the red-eye to LA and do the same with ita.

whoo! Urge to kill... fading!


DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 9:06:35 am PDT #4145 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

whoo! Urge to kill... fading!

This is the power of the Mac hug.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2008 9:08:48 am PDT #4146 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't know about heartwarming, but it's odd and a little charming. Yay?


DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 9:09:40 am PDT #4147 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Here's a quick fix for despair. Type "dog saves" into Google News and you get all kinds of stories. Okay, mostly started barking when the house caught fire, but also...

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Dog saves hunter

An Austrian hunter's faithful dog saved his life after a crippling fall - by fetching his mobile phone.

Albert Hoffman, 59, was left with severe back injuries and a punctured lung after plunging 20 feet out of a tree while bird shooting.

Unable to move, he called for his pet Labrador to fetch his mobile phone from his nearby rucksack.

An emergency services spokesman in Gutau, upper Austria, said: "His dog is a real hero.

"He was in the middle of nowhere and with the injuries he had if he had not called us soon he could have died."


Typo Boy - Jun 20, 2008 9:12:23 am PDT #4148 of 10003
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

ita, really want to send you a cyberhug, but seem to remember you don't like them. At any rate I hope this story is one you ran into in the news or on-line, not a personal story a story of a friend or relative.


DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 9:12:36 am PDT #4149 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aha! Top this! Boy Saves Nine Puppies


tommyrot - Jun 20, 2008 9:14:10 am PDT #4150 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Blind cat saves family from robber! [link]

Police: Cat Saves Girl From Assault

A 7-year-old girl's cat saved her from an attempted sexual assault, according to police in Lansing, Mich.

Cat saves family from poisonous fumes

Cat Saves Japanese Railway


Glamcookie - Jun 20, 2008 9:21:17 am PDT #4151 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Weekend:

  • Friday: RZA from the Wu-Tang Clan ("ain't nuthin to fuck with!") at the Fonda
  • Saturday: To Santa Barbara to spend the night hanging with friends
  • Sunday: Visit FMiL and enjoy my last day of freedom before summer class starts on Monday :(


bon bon - Jun 20, 2008 9:28:57 am PDT #4152 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Here's something good BUT MYSTERIOUS! Today my team finished a doc production that has taken several weeks. Senior associate sent out the following email a half hour ago:

Subject: I scream - you scream!
Please meet me in the lobby at 2:45. That is all.

What does it mean? Is it ice cream? From where? Why in the lobby? Why at 2:45?! I AM SO CURIOUS.


Steph L. - Jun 20, 2008 9:29:36 am PDT #4153 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Weekend: LEAVE FOR VACATION, BITCHEZ!!!