"Just because your girlfriend doesn't like your friends does not excuse you from attending the fucking barbecue. Man up."
Totally this.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jun 13, 2008 6:08:44 am PDT #2945 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
lisah - Jun 13, 2008 6:09:31 am PDT #2946 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate
Bros Before Hos is both offensive and lame, but at least it has the rhyme going for it.
And can be switched around! Although, I don't usually call my ladies "hos"
Anyone want to see my eight million vacation photos? They include such buffista-esque themes as What I Wore on the Airplane and What Food I Ate and What Cocktails I Drank. Plus cute kids. And one rockstar of a cat. Also, some actual Buffistas!
tommyrot - Jun 13, 2008 6:11:20 am PDT #2947 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I read it as Choking The. Also, a stupid phrase -- Bros Before Hos is both offensive and lame, but at least it has the rhyme going for it.
Well, by that argument you could say "bishop" (as in "milking the bishop") is a slang term for penis. So you could say "Bishop before Bitches," which at least has alliteration going for it....
Kat - Jun 13, 2008 6:12:12 am PDT #2948 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And they include your Chicago Man! Such cute photos.
Someone please to explain how I gained 4 lbs from 7:00 AM to 8 Pm last night and then lost almost 3 lbs over night?
I need a nap. My understudy needs to take over for the day.
tommyrot - Jun 13, 2008 6:12:18 am PDT #2949 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Street-legal bumper cars: [link]
lisah - Jun 13, 2008 6:16:25 am PDT #2950 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate
Someone please to explain how I gained 4 lbs from 7:00 AM to 8 Pm last night and then lost almost 3 lbs over night?
Yeah, this is completely normal. Everybody's weight varies about 5 lbs throughout the day. That's why, if you're trying to keep track of weight, you should weigh yourself at the same time during the day. (and probably not every day!)
Nora Deirdre - Jun 13, 2008 6:16:47 am PDT #2951 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Someone please to explain how I gained 4 lbs from 7:00 AM to 8 Pm last night and then lost almost 3 lbs over night?
I think body weight fluctuates ~5lbs in a day, which is why folks tend to advise not weighing too often.
tommyrot - Jun 13, 2008 6:19:35 am PDT #2952 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What causes the fluctuation? The amount of water in the body varies by that much? Food in the stomach? You weigh more if you have to go poo-poo?
msbelle - Jun 13, 2008 6:20:23 am PDT #2953 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
hivemind - the first book mentioned here: [link] is totally one I read in jr. high. I thought it was "They'll never make a movie starrine me" but reading that write up on AMazon makes me think I am wrong. anyone know??
Steph L. - Jun 13, 2008 6:22:50 am PDT #2954 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
You weigh more if you have to go poo-poo?
I have a vague memory from Back In The Day when I went to Weight Watchers that, when I went to a Saturday morning meeting, the weigh-in showed that I had *gained,* like, a quarter of a pound.
I went to the bathroom, the coffee did its thing, and I asked the woman if she'd weigh me again, and I was down by about a pound and a half. Which is both funny and disturbing.
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