Did y'all see that a left-wing German paper made an "Uncle Tom" reference in their front-page headline?
We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 12, 2008 4:17:23 am PDT #2651 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kat - Jun 12, 2008 4:33:50 am PDT #2652 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I am so fucking tired, and don't feel that good stomach-wise. I was going to stay home, but I have too much stuff to do that I can't access from here. BAH.
I could have written this. Except it's not that I have too much stuff to do.
I'm so tired my teeth hurt. I'm so tired that my eyes feel wobbly. I'm so tired my face feels simultaneously puffy and crusty.
I'm so very very very tired.
Cashmere - Jun 12, 2008 4:38:19 am PDT #2653 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
After I paid to bail my nephew's girlfriend out of jail, my niece just called and asked when Girlfriend pays me back if SHE could borrow that money until they get their stimulus check in July. *sigh*
These people need to stop calling me before my coffee, for fuck's sake.
Edited to make some sense of that first sentence.
sarameg - Jun 12, 2008 4:39:43 am PDT #2654 of 10003
So I put in the complaint about my a/c still not working. Was told it was going to be fixed today. Was offered a cat (manager traps the young ferals and rehomes them) and was told I've lost a lot of weight.
Weird morning.
Jesse - Jun 12, 2008 4:45:25 am PDT #2655 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dag, Cashmere.
I could have written this. Except it's not that I have too much stuff to do.
I'm so tired my teeth hurt. I'm so tired that my eyes feel wobbly. I'm so tired my face feels simultaneously puffy and crusty.
I'm so very very very tired.
Ugh. I'm not that tired. I'm just no-kids not-enough-sleep tired.
Sue - Jun 12, 2008 4:45:38 am PDT #2656 of 10003
hip deep in pie
After I paid to bail my nephew's girlfriend out of jail, my niece just called and asked when Girlfriend pays me back if SHE could borrow that money until they get their stimulus check in July. *sigh*
OMTFG Cash.
So I put in the complaint about my a/c still not working. Was told it was going to be fixed today. Was offered a cat (manager traps the young ferals and rehomes them) and was told I've lost a lot of weight.
Was this all in the same conversation?
tommyrot - Jun 12, 2008 4:47:36 am PDT #2657 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If only customer service representatives were empowered to give away free cats to disgruntled customers, the world would be a different place....
sarameg - Jun 12, 2008 4:50:31 am PDT #2658 of 10003
Was this all in the same conversation?
Pretty much.
Miracleman - Jun 12, 2008 4:51:38 am PDT #2659 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
After I paid to bail my nephew's girlfriend out of jail, my niece just called and asked when Girlfriend pays me back if SHE could borrow that money until they get their stimulus check in July. *sigh*
I think my answer would be "No."
These people need to stop calling me before my coffee, for fuck's sake.
With this modifier, my answer would be "FUCK no. Now please either forget my phone number or spontaneously combust. I'm not picky about which one."
billytea - Jun 12, 2008 4:55:20 am PDT #2660 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
If only customer service representatives were empowered to give away free cats to disgruntled customers, the world would be a different place....
Especially if they could choose the velocity at which said cats were delivered.