As ever, I love J. K. Rowling. Talking about the gift of failure at an Ivy commencement makes me laugh.
Please please please help me get through 4th period today.
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Jun 09, 2008 11:16:50 am PDT #2057 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Atropa - Jun 09, 2008 11:24:08 am PDT #2058 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Can you guys please send some sun my way? My plants are sad and we're stuck in MARCH here. (I'm sorry, Jilli, but fresh fruit and veggies that I don't have to pay for trump your fabulous wardrobe's extended season by a hair.)
Oh FINE.
sarameg - Jun 09, 2008 11:26:10 am PDT #2059 of 10003
![[link]](http://www.lan-hq.co.uk/images/tazer.jpg){kind=link}
sarameg - Jun 09, 2008 11:27:41 am PDT #2060 of 10003
Oh good lord, they even come in pink: [link]
Kat - Jun 09, 2008 11:29:46 am PDT #2061 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
a pink BABY SEAL tazer is PERFECT.
We have 80 minute periods. I assigned 22 questions (and reading to go with it). My 2nd period students said it was too much work to do in one period. One even said, "I've been working the entire time and I can't finish it." I pointed out she went to the bathroom so that's not quite true.
Sigh.
Kristen - Jun 09, 2008 11:30:02 am PDT #2062 of 10003
Do they make one in pink that isn't shaped like a baby seal?
sarameg - Jun 09, 2008 11:31:13 am PDT #2063 of 10003
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Kristen - Jun 09, 2008 11:32:29 am PDT #2064 of 10003
AWESOME.
ETA: Looking at the site, I see they have this:
Taser C2 Party Consultant Kit is all you need to start holding Taser C2 Parties. Taser C2 Parties are the new rave. Taser Party Consultants can earn cash while having fun in their spare time. Promotions do not apply to this Taser C2 Party Kit.
It's like a Tupperware Party for the modern day woman!
Susan W. - Jun 09, 2008 11:38:40 am PDT #2065 of 10003
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Can you guys please send some sun my way? My plants are sad and we're stuck in MARCH here. (I'm sorry, Jilli, but fresh fruit and veggies that I don't have to pay for trump your fabulous wardrobe's extended season by a hair.)
Yes, this! DH's beloved tomatoes and cucumbers can't take much more of this 50's in the day, 40's at night, and no sunshine in sight.
I'd be happy to enter into negotiations with TPTB for just twenty of the East Coast's degrees Fahrenheit. That way neither of us would be hot or cold.
Burrell - Jun 09, 2008 11:40:14 am PDT #2066 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
One even said, "I've been working the entire time and I can't finish it."
Fine, turn in what you've done. What is it with students who think they can guilt you into cutting down the workload? I don't get it.