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You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

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sumi - Jun 09, 2008 4:54:18 am PDT #1938 of 10003

Art Crawl!!!

Howdy everyone! My cornea is healing up nicely - whoo hoo!

But I forgot to bring my contacts with me AND I also forgot to make a sammich for lunch or to bring my yoghurt for breakfast. So I was up and perky this morning but apparently - a perky sleepwalker. Also, I spilled almost an entire glass of water this morning prior to leaving for the doctor's office.

tommyrot - Jun 09, 2008 4:55:05 am PDT #1939 of 10003

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pretty and awesomely expensive laptop:

On the bling side, it has a gorgeous looking case made from your choice of exotic woods, an ivory or gold keyboard, and plenty of gold trim. Hey, you can even get a diamond track point tip, ouch! I would probably skip the ivory option however, as many countries including the US have a strict ban on ivory imports.

The price is one of those 'if you have to ask' deals.

The Singulum laptop, because diamonds are forever, even if laptops aren't

Steph L. - Jun 09, 2008 5:02:21 am PDT #1940 of 10003

I look more rad than Lutheranism

The latest David Sedaris book When You Are Engulfed In Flames is available as a free audio book - download a DRM-free copy here:

Okay, I'm feeling moronic, because I can't figure out how to do it.

brenda m - Jun 09, 2008 5:04:18 am PDT #1941 of 10003

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It took me to a log in page and I'm too lazy to do that.

amych - Jun 09, 2008 5:09:04 am PDT #1942 of 10003

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The latest David Sedaris book When You Are Engulfed In Flames is available as a free audio book - download a DRM-free copy here:

DRM-free, yes -- but $24.95.

sumi - Jun 09, 2008 5:16:15 am PDT #1943 of 10003

Art Crawl!!!

My monday continues swimmingly - I spilled half my coffee - woo hoo.

msbelle - Jun 09, 2008 5:21:05 am PDT #1944 of 10003

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sophia - Rochester is both colder than NYC in winter and hotter in the summer??

Dana - Jun 09, 2008 5:23:36 am PDT #1945 of 10003

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Two packets of airline peanuts do not make a suitable breakfast.

Allyson - Jun 09, 2008 5:25:06 am PDT #1946 of 10003

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lost another two pounds. I attribute this to cutting out any sort of muffin or pastry in my diet, and the gym.

I think I will never cut out my can of regular Coke or Pepsi with lunch and dinner. I'll cut off my arm, first.

shrift - Jun 09, 2008 5:29:32 am PDT #1947 of 10003

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I love coming to the office to find e-mails screaming at me that the system was down on Saturday and that McSnorty is here and snortin' away oh god MAKE HER STOP SNORTING. YOU GUYS.

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