Tom, I am not sure you want that. I just scheduled a massage for while mac and uncle are watching the movie.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Jun 06, 2008 11:51:20 am PDT #1641 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
shrift - Jun 06, 2008 11:51:21 am PDT #1642 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Jesse, sometimes I think we should be able to hire people to go to showers in our place to deliver the present, play some stupid shower games, and then bring us a slice of cake.
megan walker - Jun 06, 2008 11:55:42 am PDT #1643 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Is it just me, or is amazon.com down?
Yeah, I was looking up some urgent stuff for work and I thought of calling my housemate, but then I thought he was probably working on more important things. It occurs to me he used to be on call fairly often and now I can't remember the last time he was on call.
Jesse - Jun 06, 2008 11:59:52 am PDT #1644 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse, sometimes I think we should be able to hire people to go to showers in our place to deliver the present, play some stupid shower games, and then bring us a slice of cake.
Ha! That would be hilarious. Luckily, I don't have a problem turning the invitation down.
meara - Jun 06, 2008 12:04:35 pm PDT #1645 of 10003
"Don't touch me, bitch."
Damn. I suppose in a case like that, telling him he's supposed to go to the principal's office doesn't so much work, eh?
This is a large part of why I am not a high school teacher. I realized I wouldn't know what to do in a situation like that.
msbelle - Jun 06, 2008 12:07:26 pm PDT #1646 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
If I ran discipline at a highschool, all teachers would have security buttons to push for when security is needed to remove a student from the school or to the pricipal's office. If I had the budget, they would be disguised as pens.
Toddson - Jun 06, 2008 12:22:41 pm PDT #1647 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Or each classroom should have someone like ita to enforce the teacher's commands.
DavidS - Jun 06, 2008 12:25:48 pm PDT #1648 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
shrift, you totally rickrolled me. I clicked thinking I'd see a picture of you and got a fuckin' lolcat!
Evil!
Strix - Jun 06, 2008 12:26:24 pm PDT #1649 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, damn, Kat, I would have wanted to punch him too!
Does your principal suck...because there's no WAY that kid would have been there for even five more minutes. I get the "don't touch me" -- that would be a pass -- but "dont touch me, BITCH?!"
Fuck, no. You wanna see bitch? I'll show you some bitch.
I never once got cussed to my face. Kids could argue with me, but we had a pretty strict no-teacher-cussing policy, and after I went ballistic on two tough guys (I truly did work at a school with some straight-up bad-asses -- like, manslaughter-bad) my second year for something dissrespectful but not cussing, word got around.
Why isn't this kid suspended, at least? I'm so pissed on your behalf.
Kathy A - Jun 06, 2008 12:26:54 pm PDT #1650 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
What I'm doing this weekend: other than the usual (intend to clean on Friday night, do laundry, work at the bookstore on Saturday, intend to clean Saturday night), I'm going to the blood center to donate platelets on Sunday. My stepmother had a relatively routine surgery on Tuesday that was made slightly less routine by a deficiency of platelets in her bloodstream, so they had to pump a considerable amount into her.
LifeSource has been on my case for months now to come in and give platelets again (I was last in about a year ago), and I am now sufficiently guilted into going. Here's hoping they don't screw with my needle like last time, so that they end up tossing everything out.