I KNOW, right?!?!

Also, I somehow ended up in the middle of a meeting scheduling clusterfuck and it was made to look like I dropped the ball, but what really happened is NO ONE COMMUNICATED ANYTHING! I kinda need things not to be my "fault" today for mental health reasons, so I think I have to talk to the boss when he is free.

Yeah, 'cause all us mothers of small children are working hard to make ourselves into Mothers some random yahoo would Like to Fuck. We're all about you, stupid twentysomething men!

Speaking of mothers. My sister's having an ultrasound tomorrow, and if the little squirt cooperates, we're gonna find out what she's having. Exciting!

Ooh, that is exciting!

I am dripping with sweat - it's not even that hot out but it must be mega-humid.

My sister's having an ultrasound tomorrow, and if the little squirt cooperates, we're gonna find out what she's having. Exciting!

Ooooh! Auntie Shrift!

the new M. Night thing is a rapture thing, isn't it?

I don't think so; I spent way too much time the other day looking for spoilers, and nothing was rapture-y. (I found one spoiler which, if it's true, is so inane and ludicrous that it's pure comedy gold.)

Auntie Shrift!

I know! It's hilarious and yet pretty cool!

I'll have to start searching for totally inappropriate onesies.

How do they make sure that the people maintaining the server are in no chance of being raptured? Is this an opportunity for atheist homosexual masturbators?

Baseball on the radio, Braves v Marlins:

Pete Van Wieren: Tomorrow night is super kids' night.

Skip Caray: (Humming in the background between plays) Da da da da da da da da Batman!

Pete: It's also a singles night. For $25, you can sit in a special singles area. That includes two drinks.

Batman and Robin are going to parachute into the stadium. Superman was going to be here, but he said, "Superman don't need no stinking parachute."

Skip: Is Batman single?

Pete: Yeah, he could stop by the singles area.

Skip: The Invisible Man is going to be there, but you'll never know. You'd better watch out in the singles section, though.

Pete: If you see a drink floating by, you'll know.

Skip: That used to happen to me all the time.

For some reason, it just occurred to me that 'Archaeopteryx Coelacanth' would be a cool name... for a band, for an online persona, or even a real name if you want to avoid jury duty....

Man, we're under a tornado watch and a severe thunderstorm watch. Looks like it has reached DC just now: [link]