Ooh, that is exciting!
I am dripping with sweat - it's not even that hot out but it must be mega-humid.
River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.
'Serenity'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Jun 04, 2008 9:58:35 am PDT #1044 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!
Dana - Jun 04, 2008 10:01:49 am PDT #1045 of 10003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
My sister's having an ultrasound tomorrow, and if the little squirt cooperates, we're gonna find out what she's having. Exciting!
Ooooh! Auntie Shrift!
Steph L. - Jun 04, 2008 10:05:19 am PDT #1046 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
the new M. Night thing is a rapture thing, isn't it?
I don't think so; I spent way too much time the other day looking for spoilers, and nothing was rapture-y. (I found one spoiler which, if it's true, is so inane and ludicrous that it's pure comedy gold.)
shrift - Jun 04, 2008 10:09:06 am PDT #1047 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Auntie Shrift!
I know! It's hilarious and yet pretty cool!
I'll have to start searching for totally inappropriate onesies.
Ginger - Jun 04, 2008 10:09:10 am PDT #1048 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
How do they make sure that the people maintaining the server are in no chance of being raptured? Is this an opportunity for atheist homosexual masturbators?
Baseball on the radio, Braves v Marlins:
Pete Van Wieren: Tomorrow night is super kids' night.
Skip Caray: (Humming in the background between plays) Da da da da da da da da Batman!
Pete: It's also a singles night. For $25, you can sit in a special singles area. That includes two drinks.
Batman and Robin are going to parachute into the stadium. Superman was going to be here, but he said, "Superman don't need no stinking parachute."
Skip: Is Batman single?
Pete: Yeah, he could stop by the singles area.
Skip: The Invisible Man is going to be there, but you'll never know. You'd better watch out in the singles section, though.
Pete: If you see a drink floating by, you'll know.
Skip: That used to happen to me all the time.
tommyrot - Jun 04, 2008 10:13:02 am PDT #1049 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For some reason, it just occurred to me that 'Archaeopteryx Coelacanth' would be a cool name... for a band, for an online persona, or even a real name if you want to avoid jury duty....
sarameg - Jun 04, 2008 10:18:36 am PDT #1050 of 10003
Man, we're under a tornado watch and a severe thunderstorm watch. Looks like it has reached DC just now: [link]
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amych - Jun 04, 2008 10:23:21 am PDT #1051 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
How do they make sure that the people maintaining the server are in no chance of being raptured?
They're sysadmins. Is it even a question?
Jessica - Jun 04, 2008 10:24:02 am PDT #1052 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Thoughts of death make us eat more cookies
(Sadly, the rest of the article is less amusing than the headline. But now I want a cookie.)
beekaytee - Jun 04, 2008 10:24:31 am PDT #1053 of 10003
Compassionately intolerant
Bartleby is under my chair. The thunder is fierce and the rain is coming down in sheets.
Good thing I just turned on the air conditioner for the first time this year. I was getting weary of wiping up the rain of recent storms from everything in front of the windows.