The vending machine here is out of diet Coke. I'm having Diet Mountain Dew. It doesn't suck.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Aug 06, 2008 5:34:36 am PDT #9944 of 10001
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Gadget_Girl - Aug 06, 2008 5:36:26 am PDT #9945 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
So don't want to go back to work next week. Can someone make the summer break longer...please?
Glamcookie - Aug 06, 2008 5:45:33 am PDT #9946 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Connie Neil - Aug 06, 2008 5:50:36 am PDT #9947 of 10001
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Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 06, 2008 6:06:37 am PDT #9948 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Ha! Meara clearly doing her best to get through those 90 posts there!
Yes, my thoughts exactly. Btw, Meara, I wasn't suggesting 90 posts of crap, just 90 posts of hilarity such as the kerfauxfle that me, Aims & Kristin managed once. I think wrestling was involved, but I can't remember if mud or something sweeter was used...
Or possibly because, you know, goretastic. A sneaky way to pull hot vampire chicks and their demon bunny sidekicks, perhaps?
Nope, it was another 9 months before I even laid eyes on the Jilli. These incidents took place in San Diego & Lake Geneva, both in the run-up to cons - Comic Con & Gen Con.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 06, 2008 6:13:53 am PDT #9949 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
ION, I'm up a little earlier than normal because I wanted to check the house before Jilli awoke. I'm checking for spiders.
...
Um, yeah. Unfortunately I saw about two dozen very small white spiders (half the size of an ant) on the ceilings last night just before bedtime. Clearly their mom laid an egg in a space above one of our light fittings. We probably would have remained completely unaware of them if they didn't have the proclivity to build webs around the lights allowing them to kind of show up with a pearly glow.
Yeah, Jilli's not thrilled. So, I've been busy dealing with them. I'd like my medal now, but would settle for a cappuccino.
Aims - Aug 06, 2008 6:15:49 am PDT #9950 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Hands Pete Medal of Honor and cappuccino
And it was Jell-O.
Connie Neil - Aug 06, 2008 6:15:59 am PDT #9951 of 10001
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Poor be-spidered Jilli. Yay for brave husbands who will get rid of the creepy crawlies.
Says the woman who once hollered for her husband to remove a (really, it was huge!) spider from the shower curtain because it was looking at her.
Jessica - Aug 06, 2008 6:16:29 am PDT #9952 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Pete, you are truly a hero among husbands.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 06, 2008 6:18:41 am PDT #9953 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Ta very much. Remember, I'm scared of spiders too, though not ones the size of ants. Those get squished between my fingers as there's no other way of really dealing with them.