Pete, you are truly a hero among husbands.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Aug 06, 2008 6:16:29 am PDT #9952 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 06, 2008 6:18:41 am PDT #9953 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Ta very much. Remember, I'm scared of spiders too, though not ones the size of ants. Those get squished between my fingers as there's no other way of really dealing with them.
Ailleann - Aug 06, 2008 6:25:54 am PDT #9954 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
A former friend of mine once put a six inch rubber tarantula in my shower. That was the start of the end of our friendship.
Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2008 6:35:20 am PDT #9955 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I had to be in at 8 today. Not because I had so much work to do that I needed to come in early, but because I had to make sure breakfast was here for an 8:30 meeting. Boo for having all important work done by 10am.
DJ, have I met this BFF?
Ha! No, because she's never with us anymore, but you met the other 2 in our little crew on Friday. The girl with the long blonde hair is the other Heather, and the one with the curly red hair who isn't me is Geri. One half of the lesbian couple is sort of in our circle too. Well they both really are, but we all made friends through BFF and now we mostly hang out with each other without her.
Still feel unenthusiastic about the going away dinner, but I think I'm going to write a letter to give to her to read later.
Scrappy, I'm sorry I was wrapped up in my own stuff and forgot to punctuate for you!
How do you feel about giant flying roaches, Pete?
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 06, 2008 6:42:38 am PDT #9956 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
A former friend of mine once put a six inch rubber tarantula in my shower. That was the start of the end of our friendship.
Yeah, no kidding. If someone had done that to Jilli, it would have been the start of something, probably a murder investigation.
How do you feel about giant flying roaches, Pete?
The very thought of them makes me squirm.
Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2008 6:51:46 am PDT #9957 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I have made Mr. Jane come running in a room wearing nothing but his birthday suit and swinging a tennis shoe because of those things more times than I can count.
It's one of the (admittedly many) reasons I can't imagine being married to anyone else.
Scrappy - Aug 06, 2008 6:54:05 am PDT #9958 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Thanks for the birthday wishes, all, and especially Aimee for the AWESOME birthday song!
lisah - Aug 06, 2008 6:58:11 am PDT #9959 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I have made Mr. Jane come running in a room wearing nothing but his birthday suit and swinging a tennis shoe because of those things more times than I can count.
SOUNDS LIKE MY DATES!
heh
I have no problems with (most, normal sized for my region) spiders but things with too many legs. eeeeshhhhhh!
Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2008 7:01:53 am PDT #9960 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Spiders don't bother me like they used to. We have one living between the posts on our front porch-actually that one replaced the one that was there last summer that I began to think of as a pet. She ended up 2 legs short by the end of the summer.
Giant flying roaches on the other hand can fuck right the hell off.
sj - Aug 06, 2008 7:02:55 am PDT #9961 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Can I have some -ma for TCG's step-grandmother? I just found out she's in the hospital with pneumonia and she had a mild heart attack.