I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Aug 06, 2008 4:36:45 am PDT #9936 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Apropos of nothing (beyond the fact that I'm currently closer to the earth, despite being on the 18th floor), this lolcat is making me giggle like a crazy woman.

I think it's the lower case k that does it. That and the look on his wee face. (For, lo, it turns out that now I am in my mid 30s, I become an unpredictable Psycho Bitch when I'm menstruating. I know this because it has been pointed out to me, and upon reflection* this DOES indeed seem more plausible than my previous assumption, which was "other people become stupid and unreasonable!")

*which in this case may be taken as a euphemism for 12 hours of weeping in a crazy, out-of-control, ooh-dear-that'll-be-the-hormones-then,-perhaps- she-might-have-a-point kind of way. Several hours of which happened whilst at work.


Aims - Aug 06, 2008 4:41:26 am PDT #9937 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So, like every morning, I made a pot of coffee when I got in. I gave it a few, dealt with some stuff, went in to get a cup. No coffee pot. It got taken downstairs for whatever freaking meeting is going on down there.

AND!!!

We're out of coffee.


Cashmere - Aug 06, 2008 4:51:47 am PDT #9938 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Sounds like an emergency, Aims. There is a Starbucks on Washtenaw Avenue. Not sure where your new office is.


Aims - Aug 06, 2008 4:54:08 am PDT #9939 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Not close enough to Washtenaw, sadly.

I'm having a Diet Coke.


Barb - Aug 06, 2008 5:00:46 am PDT #9940 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Part of me is torn between feeling indignation at the shameless coffee theft, thereby leaving you bereft of brew, yet...

at the same time, I can't help but this this is Karma coming back to bite you on the ass for the shameless earworming this morning.

I had to resort to ABBA to wipe it out of my brain.


hippocampus - Aug 06, 2008 5:04:57 am PDT #9941 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

thanks Windsparrow!

happy birthday scrappy!


Cashmere - Aug 06, 2008 5:06:19 am PDT #9942 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm having a Diet Coke.

Me, too!

Owen's painting pictures of Spider-Man and Liv is playing with their flannel board.

I need to get off my ass and get dressed. I have to go fill out paperwork for my life insurance and pay the premium.


sumi - Aug 06, 2008 5:26:55 am PDT #9943 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday Scrappy!

Purse woes #3 - with the 3rd transfer of purse - I managed to leave my wallet and office keys in the other one.

Argh.


Connie Neil - Aug 06, 2008 5:34:36 am PDT #9944 of 10001
brillig

The vending machine here is out of diet Coke. I'm having Diet Mountain Dew. It doesn't suck.


Gadget_Girl - Aug 06, 2008 5:36:26 am PDT #9945 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

So don't want to go back to work next week. Can someone make the summer break longer...please?