The dogs, on the other hand seem to view bathroom time as a spectator sport.
The cat does not seem to understand that certain occasions are NOT "lap time."
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Anne W. - Jul 27, 2008 12:21:05 pm PDT #8901 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
beekaytee - Jul 27, 2008 12:22:13 pm PDT #8902 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
DC next year and we could go be museum geeks
I live 6 blocks away. Shout at me too!
The dogs, on the other hand seem to view bathroom time as a spectator sport.
Bartleby is not a lap dog, but in the bathroom? He seems to have an irresistible need to put his paws on my knees and look me in the eye. Like he's inquiring after my health or something. Odd. Maybe he was a gastro-enterologist in a previous life.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 27, 2008 12:22:38 pm PDT #8903 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Changing in front of each other is nothing I have a problem with at all. I think that's different than bathroom stuff.
Lee - Jul 27, 2008 12:25:31 pm PDT #8904 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
The cat does not seem to understand that certain occasions are NOT "lap time."
This is very true with Ozzie as well, but I've figured out a sure fire way to distract him-- throw a tampon (preferably ob, since they roll better) for him to chase.
Barb - Jul 27, 2008 12:26:26 pm PDT #8905 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
This is very true with Ozzie as well, but I've figured out a sure fire way to distract him-- throw a tampon (preferably ob, since they roll better) for him to chase.
I am now snorting Diet Coke up my nose at the imagery.
WindSparrow - Jul 27, 2008 12:30:14 pm PDT #8906 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Sometimes when I am on the phone with my sister and I REALLY have to go I'll take the phone into the bathroom at home.
I'm really glad my family respect the bathroom as private time: Otherwise I would never be able to get off the phone with my mother sometimes.
Laga - Jul 27, 2008 12:36:30 pm PDT #8907 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I wonder how the athletes feel about them?
considering most of them wear bikinis to practice I think they're OK with it.
My dog follows me into one bathroom but shies away from the other. Further proof that one's haunted, imo.
Laga - Jul 27, 2008 1:39:56 pm PDT #8908 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
In case anyone was wondering- no it is not possible to operate a movie theatre popcorn machine with one hand. Ow ow ow! And of course it has to be my right hand, the one I will later be using to give medicine and a hot compress to a very pissed-off cat. This must be what pain feels like!
meara - Jul 27, 2008 1:57:12 pm PDT #8909 of 10001
Changing in front of each other is perfectly fine, though I am more comfy with that with many of my friends than my family, really. But bathroom? Um, no. We do not do that in my family. Hell no. And if at all possible, I do not make or take calls while anywhere near the bathroom. I mean, really, people. Especially in public restrooms! Good grief!
Sophia Brooks - Jul 27, 2008 2:09:03 pm PDT #8910 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I live by myself and rarely have visitors, so when I do have one I rapidly realize that I have actually blocked the ability to close the bathroom door with a small piece of furniture. And then I have to move it so people can pee!