'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I was cleaning the restroom at work one day when a woman walked in and said, "What a mess!"
I ignored her and kept cleaning as she went into a stall and said, "I just can't believe it!"
I was about to say, "Hey lady: I'm cleaning it right now!" when she said, "so what are you going to do?" and I realized she was talking on the phone. while peeing.
Yep, Amy-- order for the next several years is D.C., Nashvegas, NYC, San Diego, Atlanta.
You'll note: No Texas for the next several years. I think people threatened to bomb headquarters or something.
Heh.
Stephen came down and met me at the end when we were in D.C. last, and we did the Vietnam Memorial and the Smithsonian. Before that, though, there was simply a lot of drinking and hanging out in the lobby bar. Like, a lot. ::sheepish:: It was *very* hot.
BATHROOM TIME IS PRIVATE TIME! Seriously, there is such a thing as too much multitasking and too much sharing!
omnis, I am, as I said in Natter, using GV's internets. Which is interesting and not at all strange.
cereal to add: my vehemence may indicate one reason I am not inclined toward having babies, as I know that private bathroom time tends to be rare.
cereal to add: my vehemence may indicate one reason I am not inclined toward having babies, as I know that private bathroom time tends to be rare.
Often nonexistent, yes. Sigh.
My mom has no qualms about talking to me on the phone while she's in the bathroom. Or asking me into the room while she's peeing. I ... have no explanation for that. Although I am sort of used to it now, I guess.
We do share public restrooms if they are "one-hole" since we can save time if one person washes their hands while the other pees.
Sometimes when I am on the phone with my sister and I REALLY have to go I'll take the phone into the bathroom at home.
I kind of enjoy when someone comes into the bathroom at work on the phone. I may endulge in extraneous flushing.
cereal to add: my vehemence may indicate one reason I am not inclined toward having babies, as I know that private bathroom time tends to be rare.
Eh, you can train the kids to eventually leave you alone. The dogs, on the other hand seem to view bathroom time as a spectator sport.