Spike: Taking up smoking, are you? Harmony: I am a villain, Spike. Hello!

Spike/Harm ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - May 28, 2008 12:53:44 pm PDT #863 of 10001

OK, weird. Woman we were waiting on came back to do stuff, and i thought we had plenty of time. ...because my computer clock was over an hour off. WTF???

not sure when that happened. I think my comptuer is possessed. I thought that anyway, adn then when it was just openeing and closing tabs on its own!


Burrell - May 28, 2008 1:06:35 pm PDT #864 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You're still stuck at work, meara? Ah well, I guess I'll see you next time.


Susan W. - May 28, 2008 1:14:23 pm PDT #865 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Yay, Scrappy!

I've at least managed to figure out why my weight loss efforts haven't been working. I keep sabotaging myself by my 3:00 p.m. salty snack craving. I'll bring in food from home to keep me from buying chips or whatever, and I'll have something like fruit or yogurt for my p.m. snack. Only once it's midafternoon, I think, "Yuck, that's too sweet"...and go buy potato chips. My other downfall is the days DH cooks, because he gets home later than I do and usually isn't in the mood to cook right away. That means dinner isn't till 7:30 or 8:00, by which time I've already had some ginormous snack because I couldn't wait.

I figure those are fixable issues with more planning--I just need something salty/savory but less fattening than potato chips to take in, and enough small, self-contained snacks around the house to keep me from binging if dinner is after 7:00. Which sounds easy, but I find it surprisingly hard to break out of eating ruts.


Vortex - May 28, 2008 1:45:20 pm PDT #866 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Susan, the 100 calorie packs aren't bad, and they come in chips and cheese crackers. The cheese nips are only 3 grams of fat per serving.


JZ - May 28, 2008 1:46:23 pm PDT #867 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Grrr. Co-worker came back from her lunchtime workout a little while ago and reported that she ended up at an elliptic machine right next to our administrative Big Giant Head, who first said, "Hi! Don't talk to me, I'm here to work out!" and then added, "So, how are things working out with Jacqueline? I heard from someone she wasn't coming in on time."

Co-worker: "Huh. Well, she is. Who told you that?"

BGH: "Just... people. Are you sure?"

Co-worker: "Her desk is right next to mine, so, yes, I am sure."

BGH: "..."

Co-worker: "..."

BGH: "Well, have a great workout!"

WTF? I come in between 8 and 8:10 every day, at which point I spend the next 45-90 minutes twiddling my thumbs and surfing the net since everyone I work for comes in after 9, and then I work my ass off and accomplish more in the remaining hours than my predecessor did in three months (including staying late if needed to deal with the frantic patients who call in with emergencies they've just discovered at 4:55 on a Friday). All of which BGH already well knows, because all three of my bosses have written and called her with rave reviews of my work.

Co-worker does report, though, that random people with whom I have no regular contact have been dropping in "just to check" at 7:55 on some mornings. Thanks, BGH. Way to flood me with paranoia and convince me that the quality of my work is markedly less important than whether my carcass is occupying your office meatspace at 8:09 AM instead of 8:11.


Aims - May 28, 2008 1:50:07 pm PDT #868 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t kicks JZ's BGH

Douchenozzle.


WindSparrow - May 28, 2008 1:52:52 pm PDT #869 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ouchies, juliana. I'm sure it's a spectacular piercing, but I hope the spectacular pain subsides quickly.

Kitty~ma, askye. Also Harvey-purrs.

bonny, you have my sympathy for the craxy landlord.


DavidS - May 28, 2008 1:53:01 pm PDT #870 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Douchenozzle

More like an enema hose. What fuckery.

Well, it's a good thing we're never pressed for time in the morning getting Matilda to daycare in one part of SF and Emmett to school in the East Bay and me working for a variety of temp jobs.


Aims - May 28, 2008 1:55:56 pm PDT #871 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t selfish meme-ing

Missing: One female baby. Blonde hair, blue eyes, beautiful and good tempered.

Seriously. Has anyone seen my baby? I seem to have misplaced her and instead received a big girl who was registered for pre-school today.


JZ - May 28, 2008 2:05:13 pm PDT #872 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't know, Aims. Except for the pants-related meltdowns, that big girl seems like a pretty smart and funny and charming creature, and really a more than fair trade for the baby.

Although, oof. I was just across the street ordering more software for Boss 1's computer and ran into a woman with a 2-week-old baby girl, and my ovaries are still sobbing. Little bruised rosebud, all curled in on herself, in this world but not yet of it. mmmmmph.