t selfish meme-ing
Missing: One female baby. Blonde hair, blue eyes, beautiful and good tempered.
Seriously. Has anyone seen my baby? I seem to have misplaced her and instead received a big girl who was registered for pre-school today.
I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - May 28, 2008 1:55:56 pm PDT #871 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
JZ - May 28, 2008 2:05:13 pm PDT #872 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I don't know, Aims. Except for the pants-related meltdowns, that big girl seems like a pretty smart and funny and charming creature, and really a more than fair trade for the baby.
Although, oof. I was just across the street ordering more software for Boss 1's computer and ran into a woman with a 2-week-old baby girl, and my ovaries are still sobbing. Little bruised rosebud, all curled in on herself, in this world but not yet of it. mmmmmph.
WindSparrow - May 28, 2008 2:05:21 pm PDT #873 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Crock of crap, JZ. I'm not sure whether I'm calling BGH that, or the situation in general.
Susan, any chance that mid-afternoon salt craving is a potassium craving? Sodium and potassium have similar flavor, though potassium has a hint of bitter to the saltiness. Potatoes have some potassium, so it is not insane to have an urge for chips, and not be sure which electrolyte your body is really begging for. V-8 would hit both brilliantly, but not get the crunch going. Low-sodium V-8 would definitely fit the bill for a potassium craving, as it substitutes potassium chloride for sodium chloride for flavor, in addition to the potassium naturally found in the tomatoes, et. al.
When I am feeling the need for potassium, I can buy a six-pack of those little cans of the stuff, then power slam four in a row in the parking lot outside the grocery store before I notice that it tastes funny (compared to regular V-8).
ETA: Crock of crap not directed at amazing, beautiful, ovary-provoking precious little person, in spite of amusing juxtaposition.
Aims - May 28, 2008 2:07:57 pm PDT #874 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Except for the pants-related meltdowns, that big girl seems like a pretty smart and funny and charming creature, and really a more than fair trade for the baby.
Worth it even with the meltdowns. In our parent interview, we had to say what our most favortire thing about Em is. I said, "Her joy. Her pure joy at doing anything and how much fun and excitement she gets out of everything." And then I cried a little. Such a big girl.
And I'm right with you on the seeing newborns. Makes my uterus echo.
d - May 28, 2008 2:11:49 pm PDT #875 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Happy Birthday Sean!
Pain free ma for Ginger, Nicole, Suzi, Sail and those who are hurting. Cat ma for askye.
I'm exhausted and cranky.
hippocampus - May 28, 2008 2:14:09 pm PDT #876 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
::tacklehugs d::
beth b - May 28, 2008 2:22:28 pm PDT #877 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
What is it with the sneaky boss stuff? As long as you aren't claim you are there before you --WTF? and if Boss has a problem , he should talk to you , not your co-worker. BGH probably has things that are more impt than you to look after anyway.
d - May 28, 2008 2:33:38 pm PDT #878 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
: gropes Sox :
(How does Friday look for you, btw? I'll follow up by email.)
Laga - May 28, 2008 2:35:04 pm PDT #879 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
{{{all you guys}}}
my dog is trying to catch the sunbeam in the bathroom. I may be experiencing lethal levels of cute radition.
omnis_audis - May 28, 2008 2:52:21 pm PDT #880 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Happy Birthday Sean! :: throws glitter :: WEEeeEEEeeee!!!
um. Sorry. I just skimmed 2 days worth. Heartfelt {{}} and hairpats as needed. Hopefully big scoops of Kudos needed in there. And BTW, skimming ice cream talk.. ya, now I want Ice Cream, and I'm stuck in rehearsal. Thanks.
MWAH! Love ya all.