Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - Jul 24, 2008 5:29:17 pm PDT #8465 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I could teach political science. OOh and history of technology.


Strix - Jul 24, 2008 5:36:10 pm PDT #8466 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Actually a close friend just moved to Seattle! I'm sure I'll be coming out there in the next year once she gets a house and I, er, get a job.

She works as an accountant. She's the quirkiest, most non-linear person I know (counting Buffistas, so that's sayin' something) and she's...an incredibly competent account. Always boggles the hell out of people.

I was wondering if we'd have a government type teacher. Excellent.

We can have croquet on the fairytale English garden part of the lawn. It's south of the Zen garden, where fencing is taught on nice days. Yes, Zen and fencing. Works for me.

Just imagine how fun our Halloween carnival will be!


SailAweigh - Jul 24, 2008 5:37:13 pm PDT #8467 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'd teach electronics and how to wire a capacitor to a toilet seat to give someone a welcome they won't forget.


Strix - Jul 24, 2008 5:42:39 pm PDT #8468 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Note to self: tower room with private bathroom with a BIG LOCK non-negotiable.


juliana - Jul 24, 2008 5:43:56 pm PDT #8469 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'm sure we could probably find you an emotionally-tortured and not-very-stable hot guy to hook up with.

Not to steal the thunder from Seattle, but we have scads of these guys in SF. I have three I could throw at you right now.

I don't know that I want to teach, but I'll happily be the advisor for the senior Drama students who want to do all manner of wacky things. I'll especially advise them on how to do such things with absolutely no budget.


Pix - Jul 24, 2008 5:46:39 pm PDT #8470 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

senior Drama students who want to do all manner of wacky things. I'll especially advise them on how to do such things with absolutely no budget.

Hee. We already have that at my school. It's called "Senior Experimentals," and it is so very cool. Drew supervised many of them when he taught theatre there.


NoiseDesign - Jul 24, 2008 5:48:06 pm PDT #8471 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Just got a talking to from one of Dad's friends. Apparently word of his memorial didn't get out to at least part of the Shriners so they didn't know he had died and that the memorial had happened. The subtext was that I should have known who to call. Just what I needed tonight.

Well fuck.


Pix - Jul 24, 2008 5:50:18 pm PDT #8472 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

OH FOR FUCKSSAKE!!! Give me a number, and so help me God I will give those fuckos a piece of my mind. SCREW them. How dare they chastise a grieving son for not knowing how to reach every single person??


amych - Jul 24, 2008 5:51:54 pm PDT #8473 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

at least part

So. At least part of them knew. And they did know who to call. Passive-aggressive motherfuckers in their little scooter-cars and fezzes.


Strix - Jul 24, 2008 5:52:07 pm PDT #8474 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Huh. Are there any open teaching jobs in Seattle or Sf right now? I could sleep in my car...or, apparently, with a rotating smorgasbord of emotionally-totured hot guys! Fun!

Bring teaching cert, red lipstick and condoms!