I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Jul 24, 2008 5:26:09 pm PDT #8463 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Oh my, Buffista Academy. I sighed out loud at the prospect.

I've been an actual guidance counselor and promise to model my performance on Allyson Janney in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Now that's a job I'd be down for.


Laura - Jul 24, 2008 5:26:53 pm PDT #8464 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

That does sound better, Susan. It is good to see that he is keeping you well informed.


Typo Boy - Jul 24, 2008 5:29:17 pm PDT #8465 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I could teach political science. OOh and history of technology.


Strix - Jul 24, 2008 5:36:10 pm PDT #8466 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Actually a close friend just moved to Seattle! I'm sure I'll be coming out there in the next year once she gets a house and I, er, get a job.

She works as an accountant. She's the quirkiest, most non-linear person I know (counting Buffistas, so that's sayin' something) and she's...an incredibly competent account. Always boggles the hell out of people.

I was wondering if we'd have a government type teacher. Excellent.

We can have croquet on the fairytale English garden part of the lawn. It's south of the Zen garden, where fencing is taught on nice days. Yes, Zen and fencing. Works for me.

Just imagine how fun our Halloween carnival will be!


SailAweigh - Jul 24, 2008 5:37:13 pm PDT #8467 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'd teach electronics and how to wire a capacitor to a toilet seat to give someone a welcome they won't forget.


Strix - Jul 24, 2008 5:42:39 pm PDT #8468 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Note to self: tower room with private bathroom with a BIG LOCK non-negotiable.


juliana - Jul 24, 2008 5:43:56 pm PDT #8469 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'm sure we could probably find you an emotionally-tortured and not-very-stable hot guy to hook up with.

Not to steal the thunder from Seattle, but we have scads of these guys in SF. I have three I could throw at you right now.

I don't know that I want to teach, but I'll happily be the advisor for the senior Drama students who want to do all manner of wacky things. I'll especially advise them on how to do such things with absolutely no budget.


Pix - Jul 24, 2008 5:46:39 pm PDT #8470 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

senior Drama students who want to do all manner of wacky things. I'll especially advise them on how to do such things with absolutely no budget.

Hee. We already have that at my school. It's called "Senior Experimentals," and it is so very cool. Drew supervised many of them when he taught theatre there.


NoiseDesign - Jul 24, 2008 5:48:06 pm PDT #8471 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Just got a talking to from one of Dad's friends. Apparently word of his memorial didn't get out to at least part of the Shriners so they didn't know he had died and that the memorial had happened. The subtext was that I should have known who to call. Just what I needed tonight.

Well fuck.


Pix - Jul 24, 2008 5:50:18 pm PDT #8472 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

OH FOR FUCKSSAKE!!! Give me a number, and so help me God I will give those fuckos a piece of my mind. SCREW them. How dare they chastise a grieving son for not knowing how to reach every single person??