I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Jul 24, 2008 4:42:28 am PDT #8214 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

MM- yikes to the Excel fuckwaddery. Also, when your back gives out, is there an inciting incident or do you wake up all fucked up? What I hate is when something SO STUPID triggers it. Like, when I turned to get a Q-tip after a shower. Bam! Fucking back.

Sometimes it's something stupid like, you know, reaching for a fork or something, sometimes it's "Oh. I should not have tried to pick that up." and sometimes (like this time) it's because I slept funny.

It's been trying to work itself to fucked all week and I blame the weather. At night it's been so hot that I can't bear to sleep under the blanket, just a sheet. So, natch, sometime in the middle of the night the temp drops to "eat my ass, Sheet Boy" and I'm freezing, but I don't wake up enough to go get the fucking blanket and tell the weather to "Suck it." As a result, I wake up in a pretzel-like configuration, turned in on myself in a futile effort to seek warmth from my own body.


hippocampus - Jul 24, 2008 4:45:03 am PDT #8215 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Does anyone have a sec to help me write a bio statement? I'm reviewing websites for a parents' group and (though they might not use any of them, because I rant a lot about non-functional 'home' buttons) they want a bio. I hate writing these.


Laura - Jul 24, 2008 4:45:13 am PDT #8216 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

You guys rock. Copying links like mad....


Toddson - Jul 24, 2008 4:52:16 am PDT #8217 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

MM, could you run a sort on the file - should dump all the blanks in one spot, and then you can delete them all at once.


Ginger - Jul 24, 2008 4:57:51 am PDT #8218 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Poor MM. My back isn't particularly happy either and I think it's going to be a while before I can see my excellent chiropractor, who's also a good friend. It's for a happy reason, though: her daughter/office manager had a healthy baby girl Tuesday, less than 24 hours after I was teasing her about riding horseback and jumping off of steps to start labor. It's the good news for the week.


Miracleman - Jul 24, 2008 5:00:07 am PDT #8219 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

MM, could you run a sort on the file - should dump all the blanks in one spot, and then you can delete them all at once.

I am so dumb.

THANK YOU, TODDSON! I knew there was a simple solution out there, but was just not seing it. You rock!


Ginger - Jul 24, 2008 5:02:10 am PDT #8220 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

She does rock. The minute I read that, I thought, "Of course!"


Toddson - Jul 24, 2008 5:03:49 am PDT #8221 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

(blush)


Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2008 5:54:08 am PDT #8222 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I've been looking at the shelter site where we got Taz and I want another kitty!!! I think Taz would like the attention.

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Or do male cats get along better with female cats in a household?

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OMG Kittens! [link]


amych - Jul 24, 2008 6:00:08 am PDT #8223 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Nora, males generally get along just fine as long as they're both eunuchs and have been around other cats from a reasonably young age. The real problems only tend to happen when you have intact toms (umm, other than yours, of course), or those that lost their harbls late enough in life that they've got the whole testosterony territorial asshole habit already firmly in place -- so I wouldn't take two 10-year-old ferals straight off the street, chop 'em, and expect them to get along in a confined space like socialized house cats, if you see what I'm saying.

Regardless of sex, giving them plenty of time and space to get used to each other at their own speed is probably the biggest factor in getting new cats to get along.

All the kitties are, of course, ADORABLE.