Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!

Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Jul 22, 2008 8:32:25 pm PDT #8027 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Wow Barb, good on you for getting your writing done.


Pix - Jul 22, 2008 10:48:53 pm PDT #8028 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Got home. Byron, who has been cooped up in the house most of the last couple of weeks due to playing Houdini in the back yard, has peed/sprayed so much that the entire house smells like a latrine. Drew and I have spent the last two hours scrubbing. Just what we needed.

(Nothing our housesitters could have done; no criticism intended in any way to them. Just frustration with the three-legged grumpy old man-cat.)


Pix - Jul 23, 2008 12:16:02 am PDT #8029 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

We think we have mitigated the smell as much as is possible. It's a helluva lot better than when we got here, that's for sure. We have also escape-proofed the back yard so Mr. Cranky Three-Legged-Pants can get outside time and stop messing with the inside. Most importantly, we have blocked the floor vent that he seems to have decided is his own personal outhouse.

I am going to call the vet tomorrow and ask about kitty prozac. Seriously, I just don't know what else to do.

God I'm tired. Bed now.


billytea - Jul 23, 2008 12:26:14 am PDT #8030 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(Nothing our housesitters could have done; no criticism intended in any way to them. Just frustration with the three-legged grumpy old man-cat.)

Ooh. That's a bit harsh on Drew. Or complimentary, I guess.


d - Jul 23, 2008 2:26:25 am PDT #8031 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Kristin, I just recently bought some Anti-Icky-Poo enzyme cleaner because my cats decided the hallway was a litterbox and it works even better than Nature's Miracle imo.

MisterMax is the maker of the product but they don't sell directly. I bought a quart for $6.29 from my family-owned pet store and the first site has it for $13! Petco and Petsmart do not appear to carry it.


vw bug - Jul 23, 2008 2:46:34 am PDT #8032 of 10001
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Oh, yuck, Kristin! {{{Kristin and Drew}}} {{{Byron}}}


Barb - Jul 23, 2008 3:14:34 am PDT #8033 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

We have also escape-proofed the back yard so Mr. Cranky Three-Legged-Pants

And because I'm severely coffee-impaired at the mo, I'm seeing Byron wearing one of Jilli's custom "Cranky" bloomers, thereby rendering him more cranky.

Damn, I really need my coffee.


Miracleman - Jul 23, 2008 3:20:28 am PDT #8034 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

c'mere Joe. She says I get to cuddle with you Chicago style in 5 places while singing U2 songs or something.

I'm a tad afeared of what "Chicago style" cuddling entails. And I don't know if I'm limber enough to do it in five places.

And I'm not a big U2 fan.

In short, o_a...I'ma pass, but thanks.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 23, 2008 4:24:09 am PDT #8035 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I haz a picspam: New Dress!

That's in our backyard. No good reason for taking them or for posting them, except I'm trying not to fear my own photgraphic image.


vw bug - Jul 23, 2008 4:27:26 am PDT #8036 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ooooo! Pretty Nora!