Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
PEOPLE??? How am I supposed to stay entertained if you don't post for a whole HOUR!
I mean, yes, I have all sorts of crazy Trader Joe's dried fruits (Hibiscus: YUM. Lychee: eh. Chili Dipped Mango: Too sweet (should be called SUGARCHILI dipped mango), but OK. Have not tried: Mangosteen) but that will only entertain me so long!
I'm hungry and pondering my options. I can make some spaghetti, but I've been getting bored with spaghetti lately. I don't have much else in the house. I also could go to 7-11 and pick up some frozen burritos or something, or I could go to Trader Joe's and do an actual grocery shopping. I think I'm too tired for the third option. I'm considering whether I'm too tired for the second.
Proof of how much I skip, skim, and generally just don't pay enough attention to What Really Matters In Life - I did not know of Dr Horrible's Sing A-long Blog until Just Now. Just Now!
Pitiful.
Something that is *not* pitiful... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOVELY JULIANA!!
I need to get access to a computer with sound so that I can watch Dr Horrible.
We're eating all the leftovers I brought home from Mom's yesterday and watching Project Runway and Dinner Impossible.
First world bitch ahead.
People, you own a multi-million dollar house, and you don't have freaking air conditioning? Are you nuts? I'm going to die of heat exhaustion babysitting your kid!
Yuck, vw. I hope they at least have some frozen treats.
Does bottled water count?
No.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
PEOPLE??? How am I supposed to stay entertained if you don't post for a whole HOUR!
Sorry, I would have contributed but, in a continuation of ex-boyfriend week, my crazy ex who lives across the pond decided to call after two years of not hearing from him. Apparently, he manages to continue to be completely deluded about his cheating history. Not only is he convinced he didn't cheat on his soon-to-be ex-wife, he now says he didn't cheat on me. I'm like, dude, I'm now friends with your STBX, and you cheated on me with her, do you not think we've talked about this and figured out the timeline? Plus, I was visiting you when all this hit the fan two years ago. I remember you admitting it!